Today, I was handling corrosive chemicals when I accidentally spilled a beaker of Hydrochloric Acid on myself. I had to strip naked and use the emergency shower with my boss and my hot coworker watching. The worst part was when I realized my coworker was laughing at the size of my penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out how acidic some of the chemicals I work with are. After a chemical shower, minor burns, and having to throw away my clothes due to a biohazard, I had the pleasure of running across the parking lot to my car, wearing only a lab coat around my waist. FML
Today, I had to take out the grease traps from our fryers. A very rude co-worker cut me off, so I had to abruptly stop and try to prevent as much spilling as possible. Luckily, it only spilled on me. I'm here for six more hours with burned, smelly, greasy spots all over my skin and clothes. FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, I took a piss while doing yard work. Later, to my horror, I discovered that I had touched poison oak at some point. My penis is now blistered and swollen. FML
Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
Today, I purposefully spilt my 44oz. cup of water on myself at work, because spending the rest of the day in soaking wet pants was less embarrassing than letting people know I'd pissed myself. FML
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
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fuzzyface73 2
Yeah, women just don't understand shrinkage.
RiverRelic 0
You have a pretty valid complaint to make to HR. Of course, you then have to keep reliving the humiliation but that was pretty unprofessional on her part. (You may also have misinterpretted her laughter. Was it from nervousness? Some people do that. )
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yourmomsaho217 0
wait...wuz ur hot co-worker a guy cuz i doubt a girl would first of all shower with her boss and second of all they rarely care about size
MoobyTheCow 2
I'm pretty sure the worst part was when you spilled the acid on yourself.
sportsnut 0
I really hope the HCl was something like 0.1mM because that would have been HILARIOUS
lettertjes 0
How do you know she wasn't laughing out of nervousness about the situation?
nnnik 0
It sounds an awful lot like you think or I mean you know you have a tiny penis. How did you know that's what she was even laughing about?
ParadoxVT 0
I am the OP. I want to clarify a few things. First off, I WAS Wearing a lab coat and goggles. The lab coats in my lab aren't long, and actually don't cover much beyond the belt. Secondly, the molarity of the HCl was 12M. I was actually turning around to go get some MQ Water to dilute the HCl when the beaker spilled. Also, my lab's standard procedure when handling HCl above a certain molarity is to use the safety shower. The beaker was on my lab bench when it spilled, and it splashed onto my pelvic area and my hips. Also, to all those commentors who are calling it a fake, and saying I deserved it because I was playing with harmful chemicals near my crotch, you're sadly mistaken. The height of the lab bench is only slightly lower than the level that my groin was at. I managed to escape unscathed (except for my pride). Thanks for all your concerns!
offroadlover 0
I nearly the same thing happen to me except the HCl was knocked off a shelf above by an idiot and spilt down my neck to my waist. The best part was the naked shower infront of all my classmates. f*** our lifes.
andropenis 0
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samantha_durano 6
hahahahahaha, :)
wooters 1
ydi for having a small penis