Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
Today, the girl I like said she was out drinking with a friend. I'm pretty sure she has been lying about all the times she has "fallen asleep" and could not talk, and is actually seeing other people. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
Today, I messed up again. Every time I like a girl, something goes wrong, either because of me or my friend. She was supposed to hang out with us, but she brought a friend who’s my friend’s ex, and he wouldn’t go with her. I had to choose, and I chose my friend over an uncertain relationship. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
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dimkims 0
I can picture this as an FML from her view too, except hers would be a YDI. haha
Tubasaurus 0
At least you know that she's incredibly stupid. Keep that in mind if you still want to date her.
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Comments (70)
TItan160 0
boo ****** hoo grow a pair and ask her out or forget it and move on
Siren_00 0
You really want to go out with someone who lies and then is too stupid to remember they did?
lexiBRo 0
I think it is time to find a new crush...one with a higher IQ
Pixelle_fml 0
F HER life for being a liar!! You should tell her "oh, I thought you were shopping with your grandmother", she'll be well ashamed!
LadyAlathia 0
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I don't see how this is an FML at all. You're not dating, so she isn't cheating on you. So what? you have a crush on her, but she is interested in someone else? That's life, son.
paperfox_fml 0
Agree completely. Sorry OP, but not everyone wants to be your friend. It's her day, she can spend it with whoever she likes, and if she doesn't want to tell you what she's got planned that is entirely her choice. You must make her really uncomfortable if she feels she has to tell lies to get out of seeing you. o.O
GrimReaper973 0
Thats some bullshit, no girl should lie to a guy when they could just be straight up instead of wasting the guys time and hurting his feelings. So even if she feels uncomfortable that's no excuse to be a complete asshole. I knew someone like this you'll get over it in a while and if she chooses to lie in situations like that they're just gonna come back and bite her straight in the ass so don't pay the slightest bit of attention to this person because she is a BITCH and she'll be like that until something bites her in the ass.
rockmyworld 0
but it's not his problem. who cares.. tell her grandma. ask if they had fun shopping?
LockonStratos_fml 3
So you would have no problem when you and a female friend( that you liked, but she didn't know) plan to hang out one day, and you're friend has to cancel for a reason, but that reason ended up as a lie and spent it with another guy you hate? I get it that she has a choice on who she wants to date, but I would be pissed too if my friend lied to me when she had to cancel our plans.
lesp 6
That's better than if she told you and HADN'T forgotten she lied to you. FYL still.
LebChickOnFira 0
hmm thats pretty sad and shes ****** up you shoudlve told her straight up that shes a lying bitch and laugh in her face. lol wtv life goes on shes just another girl !!
Anarchy_fml 0
I offer my nerd hug, this has happened to me so many times. *Nerd Hugs* I offer condolences as well. When this happens to me, I pick up Namco Museum. Try it man, try it.
BadOwner 0
If shes that dumb to forget she lied to you, then you shouldn't like her.
sugar_bear 0
i agree with 15, 17, 20, and 25.