Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
Today, the girl I like said she was out drinking with a friend. I'm pretty sure she has been lying about all the times she has "fallen asleep" and could not talk, and is actually seeing other people. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
Today, I messed up again. Every time I like a girl, something goes wrong, either because of me or my friend. She was supposed to hang out with us, but she brought a friend who’s my friend’s ex, and he wouldn’t go with her. I had to choose, and I chose my friend over an uncertain relationship. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
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dimkims 0
I can picture this as an FML from her view too, except hers would be a YDI. haha
Tubasaurus 0
At least you know that she's incredibly stupid. Keep that in mind if you still want to date her.
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Comments (70)
loki276 0
definitely seen it happen before, just forget her and find someone new to hang with
maccas_7 0
sorry to hear that man seriously if a girl is going to lie like that your better off wifout her find someone new nd let her come to you
theodivine 0
Aw. :[ I know how discouraging things like this. But there is one bright side, now you know she's too dumb to be worth the trouble, and you know that if you WERE to go out, she has already proven that she is untrustworthy and tries to be sneaky. Key word tries. If she's too stupid to remember she lied to you in the first place, make her aware of that lie and make her feel like a piece of shit. She obviously knows you like her or else she wouldn't have lied in the first place, so she must have a guilty conscience, but not the mental capacity to back it up. Better luck next time. :]
DangerousBabee 0
She's just not that into you.
justanotherhuman 21
understatement.
icygreengasoline 0
that must suck for her too. if she realized she forgot she lied.
mfodwo216 0
dude if this is real, forget her, you can find someone better
Leviathaon 0
I don't think she's stupid or anything like that, I just think that I don't matter enough to her for her to remember.
Peacelover99 0
Dude i'm soo sorry, Go get someone better.
Laughing_is_cool 4
ouch. what a bitch
7monkey14crazy94 0
Omg seriously?! Messed up! I would suggest picking better girls :) wow that's really not right. Wow I'm sorry
rakhil11 7
13: it does? SWEET!!! OP: she's not the brightest pickle in the jar...or she was hinting at the fact that she doesn't like u :P