Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
Today, the girl I like said she was out drinking with a friend. I'm pretty sure she has been lying about all the times she has "fallen asleep" and could not talk, and is actually seeing other people. FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
Today, I messed up again. Every time I like a girl, something goes wrong, either because of me or my friend. She was supposed to hang out with us, but she brought a friend who’s my friend’s ex, and he wouldn’t go with her. I had to choose, and I chose my friend over an uncertain relationship. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
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Top comments
dimkims 0
I can picture this as an FML from her view too, except hers would be a YDI. haha
Tubasaurus 0
At least you know that she's incredibly stupid. Keep that in mind if you still want to date her.
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Comments (70)
Spl4sh_D4m4g3 0
story of my life...
DannyBoii12 0
awh poor emo nerd
uncle41 0
OP I guess you can't read between the lines. Get a freaking clue, she didn't forget the story she told you, she is throwing it in your face that she went out with other some guy and blew you off to show you that she wants nothing to do with you. YDI
loooooooooool_fml 1
Nobody deserves to be treated like that. How would you like it if it happened to you? You'd come here too and whine about it.
badboy850 0
Was her name stephanie I know how u feel. I've been madly in love with stephanie and whenever I ask her out she says she's busy with her family then comes back and tells me the same shot u got
spacer_ 0
it's not her fault if she doesn't like you, get the freaking message. Same goes for the OP. She was probs trying to spare your feelings, stop whining.
DuffelofDoom 0
Sorry, man. You deserve better than that. At least you got advanced warning on how much of a bitch she is.
paris78_fml 0
bahahahah you got pwnd. sorry, man fyl. there's better girls out there.
djb23 0
bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks..
ihatestupidppl 0
This has already been said, but at least now you know she's a friggin ditz and you can move on to a more intelligent girl.
sfgfan10 0
dude, she's a bitch. forget about her.
curryndricegirll 0
except the thing is...it's not his girlfriend, which makes all the difference. she's just a girl that he really likes and who obviously doesn't like him back.
cr1sis 0
gah ive been there before