Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML
Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML
Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML
Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML
Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML
Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML
Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML
Today, my only pair of shoes that I brought got stolen at the airport while I was being checked by security. I'm now stuck 1000 miles from home with no shoes. FML
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Top comments
Buttsexpirate 9
A little too eager my friend.
GoW_Chick 15
Psh. Don't lie you just wanted an excuse to pull your pants down in public..
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Comments (101)
s1ckpup 0
Get yourself together op you don't work at the stripclub anymore you dirty *****!
Clamcreepy 7
"come on thru ma'am I'll be more than willingly search you"
cutielilangel 8
Congrats! You win a gold star!
ktrain69 0
idk who that sucks more for, you our the security guard
OfficeNinja 5
This is why "listening" is important. Try it sometime.
Armyboy124 0
I can tell your good with quickies.
cja101 8
I can't tell if that an agreement or a comeback lol
cja101 8
Woops that comment above is to 63
Voldy_fml 16
Woahh slow down, there!
Rocky007 15
That's a great way to show the Muslim terrorists our thanks for putting us through this--give them the moon.