Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, a cop pulled me over because there was a sign hidden behind a tree that said "No left turn". As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left. The cop saw them, laughed, and said, "I guess you're the unlucky one." FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML
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castnerinho 0
thats what you get for not just pulling over and accepting the ONE ticket you wouldve got
Ohnoitslindsay 0
How could you not deserve this?
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were_giraffe 2
Serves you right. Plus... going 20MPH over the speed limit = Reckless Driving in most states. Yeesh. Some people don't deserve cars
minkledoo22 0
I'm surprised he's not a woman. I thought only a woman would do something this dumb.
kirstensmook 0
you're such a sexist bastard gender makes absolutly no difference.
npk1112 0
I feel sorry for you.....but only because you are a complete moron. Where do you live? I hope its nowhere near me because I wouldn't want to be driving the same streets as you!
StayClassy 0
As a pre-law criminal justice student who studies this stuff full time every day, I can safely say that about 75% of the posts in this thread are totally making stuff up. Yes, they can radar cars going the other way. That technology has existed for over a decade. No, it's not okay to drive 15 over. In nearly all jurisdictions, 5-10 is the acceptable warning range with ten at the ABSOLUTE outside. No, it's not okay to lie challenging the ticket in court. It it's proven you're lying on the stand you have committed perjury, and now you are a felon. The simple answer is to quickly pull over. Police appreciate the prompt response and open apologetic admission of guilt. Every police officer I have ever talked to (very many given my field of study) has told me that about 75% of the decision to cite or not to cite comes from attitude and honesty. Laws exist for a reason, and you reckless morons that think you're above them are damaging society.
fueledbyamy 0
exactly. dont speed. it's dangerous to yourself and others. i hate it when im driving 50ks in a 50k zone, and everyone speeds past me, and beeps at me. so ******* rude. im doing the right thing, because i want to, and its safer. its not like im going 10ks under. anyway... probably woulda been cheaper to reknew your liscence than pay for the tickets.
0 3
**** DO NOT drive over the limit! That is a crime that claims the lives of too many victims! I hope you realize now that driving is one serious task that deserves your full attention!
Bardock 0
Tough shit, you get no sympathy for being a ****. YDI
mattshats2 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lou_Briccant 0
That's one of those things you never do. Just tell him that you were running late to work and apologise and hope you don't get a ticket. I tried that stunt once, it ended in my car getting impounded on the cause that I may have been hiding drugs.
l33tm0nk3y 0
Dude...you don't try to outrun or lose a cop. That's just dumb. They're bound to catch you eventually, and you only stand to increase your penalty. Just pull over and take the damn ticket.
Tim_Otay 0
try driving at the speed limit. I have no sympathy for people who think that the speed limit doesn't apply to them.