Today, I was eating some left over Easter peanut MandMs at work, when I exclaimed "oh cool, they have E's on them for Easter". It took me a couple of minutes, but I eventually realized that I was looking at a regular MandM sideways. Definitely explains my coworkers' uncontrollable laughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the grocery store when I tripped and knocked over a tower of Easter chocolate. The sound was so loud that everyone in the store stopped and stared at me while I tried to rearrange the chocolate bells, bunnies, and eggs. FML
Today, I decided to snack on some M&M's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my M&M's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the M&M off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an M&M. It was a dead beetle. FML
Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML
Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML
Today, I was hiding Easter eggs around the house when my 7-year-old triplets woke up from their nap and saw me. They quickly realized that I am the Easter Bunny, and then they guessed that I am Santa. Now I have 3 crying second graders. FML
Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML
Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML
Today, I was babysitting, and after the kids fell asleep I started hiding the Easter candy. They woke up when I was half-done, and it didn't take them long to figure out what was going on. They won't stop crying, and every time I go near them, they scream "LIAR!" FML
Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML
Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
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kellster 2
Sometimes they're Ws, too! It's like magic!
bribubbles 10
Oops not meant to do that like 47 times
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pwnrzero 0
did u no that if m and m's are dissolved in water, (facing up) the m floats to the surface its amazing! try it p.s. YDI
cameron_natasha 0
I tried it. it actualy works xD
duke56924903 11
No, see, it's not an M... It's a W. For WTF.
Teddygirl 0
Hahahahahhahahahahhahaha
RkR_fml 0
i feel stupid for asking, but i'm new to this. what does "YD" mean?
f_my_effing_life 0
its actually YDI which means you deserve it.
scotty1234 0
#3 it means you dumb idiot
bribubbles 10
Woah!! Insensitive much??
bribubbles 10
Woah!! Insensitive much??
bribubbles 10
Woah!! Insensitive much??
bribubbles 10
Woah!! Insensitive much??
bribubbles 10
Woah!! Insensitive much??
bribubbles 10
Woah!! Insensitive much??
bribubbles 10
Oops not meant to do that like 47 times
kaycee1996 5
While we are all explaining things, what does OP stand for? I no its the person who wrote the FML but what are the letters?
Z03y 7
Original poster
Audiobliss 9
ydi. you deserved it.
SirDirtyRedD 15
@140-146 spam much lol and dont worry we all been there some guys are jerks its ok bro
llamingo 8
YD stands for young dickcheese
kellster 2
Sometimes they're Ws, too! It's like magic!
c_a_r_o_l_i_n_e_ 0
wait, for real #1? like, the actual little tiny "m" doesnt dissolve? i dont get it ...and ydi
ddlovatolover 23
It does, just not that quickly, so when you dissolve it in water the "m" will still be there initially.
noName123456 0
#3 YDI - you desrved it
heyjuuude 0
I thought this was going to say they were ecstasy tablets, ahahaha
Limberger 1
Maybe it was MDMA
heyjuuude 0
I thought this was going to say they were ecstasy tablets, ahaha.
rakhil11 7
sounds like something i would do ^^ and laugh about and turn it around so my random slowness made my day...