Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, a cop pulled me over because there was a sign hidden behind a tree that said "No left turn". As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left. The cop saw them, laughed, and said, "I guess you're the unlucky one." FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML
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castnerinho 0
thats what you get for not just pulling over and accepting the ONE ticket you wouldve got
Ohnoitslindsay 0
How could you not deserve this?
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YallNoobs 0
owned.
Frlf 0
Pwnt.
xRUINERx 0
Honestly when I was pulled over before the cop told me that it's actually fine to go around 15 over the speed limit. People always tend to do so. Its when you hit 20 or so that it starts to get bad. So to say that you have to follow the speed limit [like fifteen said] is very dumb because more people go over the limit than go under. Your downfall was making all the turns :P
theoldGP 0
wow. YDI in just so many ways. you got let off easy for your stupidity.
Person_Man 0
YDI for so many reasons. Idiot.
blahdsflksfd 0
#16, so if everyone commits a crime, then its ok? If everyone starts murdering, its ok? If everyone jumps off a bridge....just go jump off a bridge.
awalkb 0
hahaha did you bow down to him? you are either the worst at losing someone or that cop is the best cop ever
krjs 0
you're dumb. seriously?
jakkal 0
Tried to run from the cops? YDI.
lifesabit 0
GAH YOU ARE ALL SO STUPID! EVERYONE RUNS FROM THE POPO SO STOP ACTING LIKE U DON'T!