Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, a cop pulled me over because there was a sign hidden behind a tree that said "No left turn". As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left. The cop saw them, laughed, and said, "I guess you're the unlucky one." FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML
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castnerinho 0
thats what you get for not just pulling over and accepting the ONE ticket you wouldve got
Ohnoitslindsay 0
How could you not deserve this?
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KeiIshiyama 10
I can't believe they didn't cuff your sorry ass. You go 20MPH over the speed limit, try to outrun a cop, and get two tickets, and yet, you expect us to sympathize? You deserve an uncomfortable three nights at the local jail, you piece of shit, Stay off the roads.
Chinola07 0
that sucks !!
altus35 4
you can evade and its not evasion unless the cops have their lights on. you are breaking no lawa
altus35 4
its only dangeroua if you drive dangerously. in states without speed limits there is no increase in accidenrs because people will only go speeds that are confortable. the speed limit law is a revenue increase and nothing more
Coolguyt2 0
YDI for 1. Speeding 2. Trying to escape the cop an 3. Turning down roads you don't kno
megapeyt 17
Actually the networks that do these cop shows sign contracts that say they won't show the guys getting away. It just makes the public think that the cops always win. Truth is, you CAN run, but there's no promises that you'll get away.
LeiT 0
They can't radar you while they are in a moving car, however... If they are standing still while using a radar on you then you are effed.
shelbijo94 0
My boyfriend did basically the same thing last week. In my car.
johnjp15 9
They still can radar you... Some extra calculations are made to account for the velocity of both of the cars... that's all :)
unclebunny 7
Typically, that's when you pull into a super crowded lot filled with other cars, or pull up to some random persons house and park behind a barn or shed. Call your boss and tell him you got a flat or something.