Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally having some intimate alone time together. When we really started getting into it, he suddenly prematurely jizzed in my eye. I now need surgery and have to explain to my family how I almost lost my eye. FML
Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend on our couch. Meanwhile, my parents came to visit us without telling me. FML
Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
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SirWhatsHisFace 0
I bet your throat hurts from crashing into his pole ;)
TheTigerRoars 0
Well, that you kind of deserve. I don't see why you humans even drive cars, they are so dangerous. -Fluffy McTiger
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Comments (234)
itsgen 16
lmao couldn't wait to pull over?
ivanmbs 0
Heey!(: haha
TheTigerRoars 0
Indeed, she did hit her head pretty hard. I'm sure he hit his head pretty hard too. -Fluffy McTiger
Hump_Zilla 0
hope he had tilt steering...makes road head so much easier
drippingfaucet 0
you *****
krystaface 5
How is she a *****? She is pleasing her man.
stunner_steph 0
ydi idiot
GraysonIsFail 0
You dumb idiot idiot? O_o. Huh?
Rahka 0
ydi= you deserved it
TomasT 0
Would have been cooler if you clanked your teeth together...
FYLDeep 26
Seriously? You had to do that while driving? I'm glad I don't live where you live.
kwmfl 4
me too! ohh wait... damn it! i do live in crappy Michigan
_duckman_ 0
good work op, wish there were more girls like you!
TheTigerRoars 0
You won't when your genitals are bitten off in a car wreck. :D -Fluffy McTiger
CallMeHush 1
Did you spit the chunk you bit off in the crash back into his lap and say "that is the last time I ever do that" to him?
whoisthisgirl 4
jeez, couldn't wait huh?