Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was doing a PowerPoint presentation in front of my whole class, when I accidentally clicked on the folder that has zillions of pictures of my crush. He's one of my classmates. FML
Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, I decided to put my computer on slideshow mode. Did you know that hidden files are also read when you put slideshow on? I discovered this, as did my entire family, when my naked girlfriend appeared on the screen. FML
Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML
Today, after I spent 3 days preparing for a presentation and practiced it at home. It was my turn in class, but my laptop wouldn’t connect to the projector. The teacher said, “Just explain without slides,” which erased my entire brain. I stared at my classmates in silence before blurting out, “The slides explain it better than I can.” FML
Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and came back to glaring looks and stares. My screensaver had turned on, containing pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML
Today, I had an important Powerpoint presentation for ALL the big execs at work. It seems that during my lunch break, my boyfriend IMed me on my Mac, saying, "Feeling so horny right now, come home for a quicky like last week?" I didn't see it until the presentation. So did the executives. FML
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rhpsfan9 10
How could you not know you had a naked picture of yourself on your flash drive
Livencountry 5
Why do you have nude pictures of yourself on a flash drive?
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Comments (265)
Swanky_Panky 2
Well done
smirnoff1695 0
WHY? This is a plain you did it. I don't understand the point of "nude pictures" anyway...
KiddNYC1O 22
I see valedictory in your future.
blacksswan 10
This is weird 0_o Last night I was looking at my flash drive and thought what would happen if someone used it at school for projects and accidentally pulled up inappropriate pictures. I am sorry it had to be you.
Hozu 3
Hey could you imagine what would happen if I won the lottery? I want to see if you have some sort of special power or not.
blacksswan 10
Apparently when I crave for a certain food at school I come home to my mom making it .-. Creepy. Examples: Wanted steak for lunch came home to it. Wanted oranges real bad one day came home to them on the counter. Recent : Donuts & pizza. Got both without even telling my dad to bring some. Lmao ; My dad tells me to put my thinking to good use & wish for money instead.
ActionFearo 39
Your mind has a tendency to notice patterns that may not be immediately apparent to you. Ie: your mind knows that steak is often presented on certain days and it craves it, thus making it seem like a 6th sense. As for the donuts and soda, you probably crave it fairly often, but you dismiss those times and pay attention to the times that you actually received what you wanted.
TalkinSmack 6
Ur not supposed to flash ur flashdrive!
ndhin831 2
I hope you got your good side in the pic.
PurpleChica9 0
well that must've got the whole class's attention(: if they were talking at that moment...
tj4234 36
one of two things will happen here OP. You will either get laid a shitload more often, or you will become a forced celibate.
biglittlehead 12
That sounds like something that would only happen in Michigan.
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
Why do you have a naked picture of yourself? It seems like you'd know that sight well enough to not need a picture..
koolkat27 13
idk if it's sarcasm or just plain stupidity but op was probably going to send it to someone, thus the point of a nude picture.