Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was doing a PowerPoint presentation in front of my whole class, when I accidentally clicked on the folder that has zillions of pictures of my crush. He's one of my classmates. FML
Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, I decided to put my computer on slideshow mode. Did you know that hidden files are also read when you put slideshow on? I discovered this, as did my entire family, when my naked girlfriend appeared on the screen. FML
Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML
Today, after I spent 3 days preparing for a presentation and practiced it at home. It was my turn in class, but my laptop wouldn’t connect to the projector. The teacher said, “Just explain without slides,” which erased my entire brain. I stared at my classmates in silence before blurting out, “The slides explain it better than I can.” FML
Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and came back to glaring looks and stares. My screensaver had turned on, containing pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML
Today, I had an important Powerpoint presentation for ALL the big execs at work. It seems that during my lunch break, my boyfriend IMed me on my Mac, saying, "Feeling so horny right now, come home for a quicky like last week?" I didn't see it until the presentation. So did the executives. FML
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rhpsfan9 10
How could you not know you had a naked picture of yourself on your flash drive
Livencountry 5
Why do you have nude pictures of yourself on a flash drive?
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Comments (265)
p71interceptor 6
Wish i was in that class.
kaykay20 0
Don't use the same flash drive for school and personal life. Will only end badly.
hazardmuffin 21
Why would you have a nude photo on the same flash drive as a presentation you're projecting? That just screams disaster.
MadRoo 6
That's why I always double check before I give my flash drive to anyone or use its contents somewhere public. Not that I carry my nude pictures around, let alone have any. It sucks for you though, OP. But you'll know to take precaution from now on.
laurenlynn99 0
I would've been like "well.... This is awkward." but seriously, how did you not remember about that pic?! Stupid people these days.
koolkat27 13
this sounds like the FML about the gay love letter. but why would you keep them on a flashdrive? or couldn't you at least label them better? ydi
GypsyRover 0
So,new profile pic? The story don't count if we don't get to c the pic. ;-)
icic6772 0
Why would you let a picture of you naked exist?
theawesomeone1 0
Why the hell would you put nude pics of yourself on the same flash drive you took to school??
catatonicsleep 17
picture of ME not myself