Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was doing a PowerPoint presentation in front of my whole class, when I accidentally clicked on the folder that has zillions of pictures of my crush. He's one of my classmates. FML
Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, I decided to put my computer on slideshow mode. Did you know that hidden files are also read when you put slideshow on? I discovered this, as did my entire family, when my naked girlfriend appeared on the screen. FML
Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML
Today, after I spent 3 days preparing for a presentation and practiced it at home. It was my turn in class, but my laptop wouldn’t connect to the projector. The teacher said, “Just explain without slides,” which erased my entire brain. I stared at my classmates in silence before blurting out, “The slides explain it better than I can.” FML
Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and came back to glaring looks and stares. My screensaver had turned on, containing pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML
Today, I had an important Powerpoint presentation for ALL the big execs at work. It seems that during my lunch break, my boyfriend IMed me on my Mac, saying, "Feeling so horny right now, come home for a quicky like last week?" I didn't see it until the presentation. So did the executives. FML
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rhpsfan9 10
How could you not know you had a naked picture of yourself on your flash drive
Livencountry 5
Why do you have nude pictures of yourself on a flash drive?
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Comments (265)
SexyHindu 2
Flashdrives are for holding documents, not boobs
KaelaKhaotic 5
Wow. How dumb can you be? Try clearing your files before you show the class what you have on your flash drive. And why would you have a nude pic to begin with?
livelaughfh18 0
Haha that's okay. A guy from the blood bank came to our school to give a presentation, and a whole bunch of **** came up on the screen in front of our 425 seniors...
Strafeh 9
Why... Would... You
krzygurl 0
stratefa dude- this iz off topic but ur pic is umm just y u say god no exist? this makes me cry I pray for u god reveals to u amen. I'm sorry please don't b upset by me or anything I'm young n honest sumtimes too honest but just had to say it
Natty23 0
Really? On a flash drive? Use a damn phone or something! But not a damn flash drive!
kimmerwee 2
At least now you know who in the audience is being pictured naked when a presenter is nervous!
TalkinSmack 6
Hopefully it was a good one
Moviegirl89 11
How did you not know???
zikko 5
WOW, that's akward.. But YDI, you should have known you hade a nude picture of yourself there!
SkardeyKat 3
Bahahaha! At least on a huge screen like that, even a tiny penis would seem big. Unless op is female... It would probably just emphasize how small her **** are.
perdix 31
He should lunge at the screen with a tape measure and yell, "See, ladies, I've got eight inches -- tell your friends!"
dragonstrike94 8
Perdix once again making verbal win