Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML
Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML
Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML
Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML
Today, I was the last person in line for going on the bus. Incidentally, I was right behind a guy way taller and wider than me. When he got on the bus, the bus driver immediately shut the door behind him. I was left outside chasing after the bus. FML
Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
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Kervik 0
You could phone up the bus company and complain about the driver's rudeness. There should be a phone number in the bus stop.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I just noticed the OP's name "insignificant (woman)". +1 to the bus driver
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Comments (50)
movies12 0
Today, I was walking into a elevator, and the doors closed on me. People started laughing FML. True Story!! :( and it was painful!!
startrekker 3
This is considered normal behavior in NYC for bus drivers.
Bloodknight 22
Bwaha, if I was a driver, I'd say the same thing! Get to the busstop on time! YDI!
iplayrugby18 11
call his/her supervisor and if you still don't anywhere you should inform their supervisor that your lawyer would love to chat with them.
greenfairy_fml 0
generally bus drivers are assholes.
scateice 0
My bus driver is a beer belly fatass :o
gman90210 18
Aren't they all ? And all they care about are friends they let ride free and even wait in them. If they are late
FarSide 23
To which I have responed by opening my jacket to display my sidearm and saying to him/her "and its sumbishes like you is the reason we carry pistols in Texas.".
kirbylikescake 0
That happened to me once!!
KalvinAlexander 0
show him your middle finger and move on .. this is not FML
meyanna 0
BFD, you princess. Get the **** over it.