Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML
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Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML
Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML
Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML
Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML
Today, I was the last person in line for going on the bus. Incidentally, I was right behind a guy way taller and wider than me. When he got on the bus, the bus driver immediately shut the door behind him. I was left outside chasing after the bus. FML
Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
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Kervik 0
You could phone up the bus company and complain about the driver's rudeness. There should be a phone number in the bus stop.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I just noticed the OP's name "insignificant (woman)". +1 to the bus driver
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Comments (50)
jw90 18
just got move faster OP. and all those bus drivers care about is thier paycheck.
Peester 0
That same thing happened to me before ahahah. It was embarrassing, and it hurt.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I just noticed the OP's name "insignificant (woman)". +1 to the bus driver
perdix 31
He should have criticized you for attempting to use public transportation in Texas. It sucks down here. You need to get you a pickup truck, but you can get by with a car. Here, riding the bus -> loser. You'll never get a boyfriend.
endless_text 0
Maybe the OP doesn't want a boyfriend who's so shallow that all he cares about is someone's mode of transportation.
perdix 31
You're not from around here, are you? Bus service here is so comically bad, that if you are a regular rider, that is one strike against you. If you can fritter away two hours on a series of buses to get to place that can be reached by car in 20 minutes, your time mustn't be too valuable.
mps1969 8
Call him in to his boss and get him fired.... that'll teach him .
mps1969 8
Oh wait your in Texas I'll take it back . You should've pull out your legal to carry gun and shot him in self defense for assaulting you with the door .
Veritas143 0
Power to the people!
Ninja_Style 0
Maybe he didnt close the doors on u maybe u just got stuck from being hudge and dont want to admit to it. Try walking for now on. YDI
JassyJas 2
today, i was trying to get home early beacuse my wife is preggo. Some dude got stuck on my bus' door and tried to cause a scene. i am now fired because he told on me. FML
Luv_my_life 0
Situational awareness.......
laughing_at_u 0
man some of these friggin bus drivers have the worst attitude..... **** im srry you have to drive ppl around all day.
IamSpartacus 0
So what, he's just a jerk...and?