Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, it's the first evening that my husband and I will have without the kids in 8 months. We had been looking forward to it for ages, and my husband had even bought me some lovely new lingerie for the occasion. Guess what? I just got diarrhea. FML
Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
Today, I got my period. I was going to have my first threesome tomorrow. FML
Today, it's the first day of a long-needed vacation after weeks of stress and overtime. I'm having such intense period cramps, I'm bathed in sweat. FML
Today, I'm at the ER for my first ever UTI and potential other "down there" issues. Yesterday I got married. FML
Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
Today, I went all out for my husband on our anniversary. I planned meals, took him to a stage show, and got him a bottle of cologne he loves. He was moody, distant, and at one point crying. Why? He found out his ex-wife is getting married today and he couldn’t stop thinking about her. FML
Today, I had been looking forward to sex all day, got home, got my husband's engine running, got naked on top of him, violently sneezed at his new aftershave, and started my period all over his balls. We were centimetres away from sex and now have to wait 3 to 7 days. FML
Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML
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Top comments
Rawrshi 25
Bloody hell.
hard_candy 25
pain relieving pills, check. postponed sexy time, check check check.
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Comments (109)
Yarinil 8
Fun week outside, check Tons of chocolates and restaurants and outdoor couple activities, check... And aloooooooot of kisses, check. I don't get why every anniversary must be a **** day? Not something to be disappointed on, you can go outside enjoy with eachother, cinema, restaurant, carnivals, amusement parks(yeah even adult go there from time to time) there are plenty of stuff to do together that is not sexual, well yeah a man would want romantic week including sex but **** your luck and your period hit in the worst time ever, so why not make this week enjoyable and next week get wild in bed until children would pop out ;)
Managodess 14
Oh no, I'm so sorry to hear that. Nonetheless though, I'm sure the wedding will be awesome and that your (then) husband will help you through it~
smile5210 7
Sex is actually great for cramps.
dcats 13
Bloody Mary
etracy42 5
How in the world can anyone vote you deserved it lol
nialls_girl 13
Well, happy anniversary...
PhantomFollower 20
Why do peple YDI on things OP cannot control? Periods are not usually optional!
pugpuggy 21
Mother Nature clearly has a sense of humour.
fantasyworld 39
Mother nature's a bitch.
britnie95 0
Do people go around clicking "you deserved it" for the heck of it??