Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, it's the first evening that my husband and I will have without the kids in 8 months. We had been looking forward to it for ages, and my husband had even bought me some lovely new lingerie for the occasion. Guess what? I just got diarrhea. FML
Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
Today, I got my period. I was going to have my first threesome tomorrow. FML
Today, it's the first day of a long-needed vacation after weeks of stress and overtime. I'm having such intense period cramps, I'm bathed in sweat. FML
Today, I'm at the ER for my first ever UTI and potential other "down there" issues. Yesterday I got married. FML
Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
Today, I went all out for my husband on our anniversary. I planned meals, took him to a stage show, and got him a bottle of cologne he loves. He was moody, distant, and at one point crying. Why? He found out his ex-wife is getting married today and he couldn’t stop thinking about her. FML
Today, I had been looking forward to sex all day, got home, got my husband's engine running, got naked on top of him, violently sneezed at his new aftershave, and started my period all over his balls. We were centimetres away from sex and now have to wait 3 to 7 days. FML
Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML
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Top comments
Rawrshi 25
Bloody hell.
hard_candy 25
pain relieving pills, check. postponed sexy time, check check check.
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Comments (109)
jdcg116 10
Lol. Just saw #12's response. Awesome.
_Peppermint_ 34
****** actually help period cramps. If you or your boyfriend don't mind getting a little messy, it shouldn't be a problem.
Emmamazing 26
I voted yes for this in moderation! Made a good choice
ChildrenOfFilth 12
Where will YOU be when red hits you?
i_needa_username 17
That's some bloody hell right there sorry for you!!
mxgirl1998 26
wow that really sucks, sorry op. hopes that gets better soon
kramona 17
That's awful! Periods always make for a disappointing time..well for me anyway. Sorry for you op!
manga_fml 15
this happens to me all the time. its like it knows when you are looking forward to something!
patrickeli 15
My *
poirot_fml 13
There's always a ******** :/