Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, to save money, I wanted to fix my own leaky roof instead of hiring someone. When I got on the roof, the ladder fell. As it was falling, it broke three windows and snagged the siding of my house ripping over half of it off. FML
Today, as I was pulling wire for an addition to my boss's house, I was on a ladder drilling a hole when my coworker kicked the ladder out from under me and left me hanging from a rafter twenty feet in the air. To make matters worse, I had to pee. I'm now in my car with dead arms and wet pants. FML
Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML
Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML
Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML
Today, I saw a man stuck in his car door by his jacket. I ran over to help him, and his wife hit me with her purse. FML
Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML
Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML
Today, my husband was being obnoxious, so I jokingly sprayed him with the dish hose. The floor got wet, and he slipped and busted his knees. Our daughter rushed over to him to see if he was OK, then slipped and busted her head on the floor. FML
Today, in order to save money, instead of going to the car wash, I decided to wash my car at home. While sponging the roof, I slipped on the soapy driveway and ended up sliding under the car, getting soaked and covered in suds. My neighbor saw the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing. FML
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Top comments
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
Was the ladder okay?
jerseyboy732 16
I'll be the first to ask.. are you ok OP?
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Comments (115)
fuckmebutdontfml 16
This is why you shouldn't make fun of people with Barophobia (fear of gravity) because its obviosly out to get us. :p
lenor_fml 7
I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in, to stop my mind from wandering...
cthighlander 3
Shudder called the guy
THE_A_TEEN 28
What did Shudder do after he called "the guy"?
greenmen 12
Lol! Call the guy next time
jellyD 1
Bitch dies
maxamus951852 3
Bones heal naturally, car repairs cost money lol
tlovesdolphins 16
You're lucky, my brother in law had a fall just like that. Broke his arm, wrist, shoulder, punctured a lung, had a concussion, and actually died and had to be resuscitated. Maybe your wife should be more concerned about you and less about her car.
monkeyhead641 6
She heard the car get hit not you. Also a broken back isn't as serious as a broken hood ortament
THE_A_TEEN 28
A broken back can bring years of pain, limited movements, or in serious cases: Paralysis.
JoshO_o 4
You should have called Kim possible.
cott0nballs 7
I don't know. I'd say the ladder got double screwed over. F the ladder's life.