John
Watertown, United States
Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
selfdefense
United Kingdom
Public freakout
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
PsychoSarah
United States
Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
Anonymous
United States
Tactical
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
ramis182
Federal Way, United States
Today, I was not yet wearing my bouncer uniform when a fight broke out at a club. I intervened, only to have the cops who showed up tase me because they thought I was part of it. FML
Volunteer
Elwood, United States
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
breakfast tea
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
fml
United States
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Peppered and Zapped
Appropriate force
Today, I'm recovering from being pepper-sprayed, beat with a baton and Tased, and arrested for assault. I'm a bouncer and was trying to remove a drunk asshole from the bar when the police showed up. FML
SFBEL
Leuven, Belgium
Today, after being a resident DJ at a local club for over 4 years, I got fired. Not because I'm bad at what I do, but because my boss thinks I'm not 'having fun like the other DJs'. And by 'having fun' he means that I don't drink enough. I got fired for not being an alcoholic. FML
sistermonster
Salon-de-provence, France
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Top comments
newbiehere99 6
Damn what better job is there than a strip club ... You get to see boobies ...
ALlamaOnFire 20
Don't worry, there are better jobs out there for you:)
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DasHaas 9
I know some security dudes from the volunteer work I do, and there's one thing they all have in common. They NEVER use violence and intimidation unless someone's life is in danger. So I can actually kinda understand a boss firing a bouncer for using it unless someone was about to get severely hurt. Which sounds unlikely because it would probably have been mentioned in the OP.