John
Watertown, United States
Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
selfdefense
United Kingdom
Public freakout
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
PsychoSarah
United States
Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
Anonymous
United States
Tactical
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
ramis182
Federal Way, United States
Today, I was not yet wearing my bouncer uniform when a fight broke out at a club. I intervened, only to have the cops who showed up tase me because they thought I was part of it. FML
Volunteer
Elwood, United States
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
breakfast tea
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
fml
United States
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Peppered and Zapped
Appropriate force
Today, I'm recovering from being pepper-sprayed, beat with a baton and Tased, and arrested for assault. I'm a bouncer and was trying to remove a drunk asshole from the bar when the police showed up. FML
SFBEL
Leuven, Belgium
Today, after being a resident DJ at a local club for over 4 years, I got fired. Not because I'm bad at what I do, but because my boss thinks I'm not 'having fun like the other DJs'. And by 'having fun' he means that I don't drink enough. I got fired for not being an alcoholic. FML
sistermonster
Salon-de-provence, France
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Top comments
newbiehere99 6
Damn what better job is there than a strip club ... You get to see boobies ...
ALlamaOnFire 20
Don't worry, there are better jobs out there for you:)
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Comments (94)
coolbrony12 3
That means you were doing too good a job. Good luck finding a new job!
grannygruber 6
Bouncers don't have to always be assholes. I once had one shove me because my hubby was getting lippy as I helped him out the door to the car!
testestestes123 4
99% of bouncers are assholes. Fact
auspycious 0
Like #32 said
gamernick1 2
Isn't it your job to be voilent and intimidating
asleepingbear 8
So John was a stripper
PrimalHunk 5
Just had a co-worker walked out the other day for to much force...On a use of force situation... Apparently he was supposed to take getting kicked in the balls twice and not do anything to restrain the Subject? Well he punched him in the face instead and the Subject complied and stopped resisting :) So you both were fired for doing your job :/
eccentrix 12
Isn't it for the employer to decide what the job is?
melantysaurus 3
Bouncer doesn't mean thug. It doesn't give a licence to be a cuntpuddle.
Needafarm 22
Really? "Cuntpuddle?" Did that sound better in your head then it does as a written word?
Needafarm 22
I'm guessing that your boss wanted you to use your words and not your fist/hands. It's almost like the bully principle at school. If a bully starts picking on you and they sucker punch you, the only way you don't get suspended is if you don't hit them back and don't defend yourself.