Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Public freakout
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
Tactical
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, I was not yet wearing my bouncer uniform when a fight broke out at a club. I intervened, only to have the cops who showed up tase me because they thought I was part of it. FML
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Appropriate force
Today, I'm recovering from being pepper-sprayed, beat with a baton and Tased, and arrested for assault. I'm a bouncer and was trying to remove a drunk asshole from the bar when the police showed up. FML
Today, after being a resident DJ at a local club for over 4 years, I got fired. Not because I'm bad at what I do, but because my boss thinks I'm not 'having fun like the other DJs'. And by 'having fun' he means that I don't drink enough. I got fired for not being an alcoholic. FML
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Top comments
newbiehere99 6
Damn what better job is there than a strip club ... You get to see boobies ...
ALlamaOnFire 20
Don't worry, there are better jobs out there for you:)
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Comments (94)
hqbrat 8
Explain to your boss that that's the point of a bouncer people should be intimidated because then they won't try to cause problems
the17doctor 12
The point in a bouncer isn't to intimidate. It's to protect customers from people that are being twats. If the OP did a lot of unneccessary punching where he could have restrained then he should have been fired. and that's assuming the people he was violent with and intimodated were being twats.
dude1122332 9
And you know this how Dr. Tawt?
wruch 6
What a dick move of them.
kcor1176 0
Its sad to see this country turn soft
doctorhook86 25
23: it's sad to see the Internet turn stupider with your every comment.
baubabe05 3
How the hell are you supposed to act then?! LOL I'm sure you'll find something better soon! (:
KitGrey 4
Who were you being violent and intimidating towards? Because if it's the strippers I get why they would fire you. :-P
Fmlsea 28
that's pretty stuffed considering your job involves violence and intimidation , that sucks OP hope u get a new job soon
dog1999 2
Great bra pic. Goes well with this fml
pexy_fml 16
Ur employer probably don't know the definition of bouncer
You_Screwed_Up 7
"A person hired by an establishment to prevent troublemakers from entering or to eject them from the premises." There is no need for bouncers to use violence.
pohtaytoh 0
They're supposed to intimidate so the troublemakers shut their goddamn mouths and don't cause any trouble in the first place.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
*doesn't I'm sorry. It's worse than a you're/your mistake.
downtime 13
63, While that's great in theory, try not using violence on a drunken jackass who is threatening or acting out physically toward yourself or anyone else. Find someone and ask them to attack you on the street, then when you get out of the hospital you can let me know how you went with not using violence. With the bullshit people pull these days I'd be surprised to find any bouncer who hasn't once had to do this on some jackass who seriously had it coming.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Next time, just ask ask someone to leave by saying, "Oh, pretty please, sir, won't you please leave? Please? With sprinkles on top? It would make me so happy! Thank you!" and see how they respond.
xStaciexLynnx 15
I don't think there will be a next time since, you know, he's now fired.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Well, the first go should be, "I'm sorry sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave," and if the twat won't leave voluntarily *then* use physical force to remove him from the premises. More and more bouncers are being asked to use negotiating and "people" skills rather than physical force to defuse situations. People who've been forcibly ejected from places have successfully sued the establishments in question for their injuries, alleging excessive use of force, and have won. And I can see their point--the bouncer should use no more force than necessary to remove the person from the premises and to ensure the safety of the staff and the other patrons. The job at hand is to keep everybody safe--including the person who's causing problems. Increasingly, especially in Australia, apparently, places are employing *female* bouncers because women tend to be better at the "soft skills" than men, and both men and women are more likely to comply with verbal requests from women, lessening the need for physical force in the first place.
fiveofhearts 3
Oh the irony!! Hope you find a better job!
brevolorio 5
Good luck at unemployment office they pay more if you bounce for them some people may give you better tips and you can't get fired