Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fired for actively seeking employment with another company. Because of having just been fired, the other company will no longer give me the time of day. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, I was fired from a job I didn't have. The manager in charge of calling me to tell me if I got the job never called, and never called me back when I left messages. The only time he called me was to fire me for not coming to orientation, which, by the way, he never called to tell me about. FML
Today, I was fired for not attending a mandatory meeting. I confronted my boss and told her I never heard anything about it, she told me that daily reminders had been sent out via email for weeks. She then discovered that she failed to enter my email address in the system. I was still fired. FML
Today, I returned to work after taking two days off to find I'd been fired. Why? For not being at work on those two days. Everything was agreed in writing, all trace of which has mysteriously vanished. I can't work until HR sorts it out, and nobody can tell me how long that'll take. FML
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
Today, my employer fired me, less than a week before I could become permanent full-time staff. FML
Today, I was fired on my second day of work after a year and a half of unemployment. Apparently, my "tendency to solve problems instead of just accepting them made the other workers uneasy". FML
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Top comments
Bebbo_fml 21
I would have told them how unprofessional they are for not knowing that I had been fired already
ragzy 7
Why is anyone saying "sue"? She was sacked and some moron of a manager failed to realise they sent a letter. Sue for what? being sacked twice? Is that a legal issue in your universe? A definite FML moment but not a lawsuit pending you ******* morons.
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Comments (43)
mr_inkredible 0
Oh yeah, I wrote that letter as a prank... Sorry
mr_inkredible 0
Oh yeah, I wrote that letter as a prank... Sorry
Jimboom 12
Sue their asses for harrassment! Or just count your losses and be grateful you are no longer working for such a crappy company where they couldn't organise a pissup in a brewery.
iAmPaul 49
*cut your losses
CrazyManNo9 29
You're FIRED! FIRED!!! YOU ARE SO FIRED!!!
DKParth13 5
Troll!!
justanotherrando_fml 2
Sounds like they made their point clear… Why did you get terminated the first time?
LADiiL0KA24 11
U Should dead ass sue
ikickgingers 15
How does one "dead ass sue"?
emerluvsu 6
Sue their asses for not communicating properly!
Skater5679 4
And your boss is an idiot.
ragzy 7
Why is anyone saying "sue"? She was sacked and some moron of a manager failed to realise they sent a letter. Sue for what? being sacked twice? Is that a legal issue in your universe? A definite FML moment but not a lawsuit pending you ******* morons.
BenniiTora 6
Lol if you look at it, sadly most of the people that said "sue" are from the USA. That's all we know. =)
tmmundy 17
not all of us. thank you.
jillyj98 7
Ouch. Rubbing it in, aren't they?!