Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML
Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML
Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML
Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
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verkaderk 9
Ow, I've had that before. Good on ya for not de-clawing though
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
by "Neutered (man)" Am I the only one who sees the beauty in that?
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Comments (205)
gmaniac93 7
You've gotta be kitten me! Well I hope that didn't ruin your mice day, best fishes.
gkirkijian 0
Oooo bad puns :)
BlowinChronic 18
Oh the image of that in my head...
ICastillo 25
Damn that one cat is a dick, but he sees the way treat the other one better than him. So he said screw both of you guys.
poindexter25 5
At least the cat that knocked the other one in the tub didn't jump after him
sougstad 7
That, is funny!!!
martin_martian7 11
Crazy cats!
Enslaved 38
Kind of nice to see guys can also enjoy a bath. (: My cats pounce at each other all the time, too. Usually real late at night when I'm sleeping. :P
Kukironosuke 16
The obvious question is why was your bathroom door open while you were taking a bath? Even if you live alone, or home alone, the door should be closed. You should never let your pets come into the bathroom with you for any reason, especially let a cat anywhere near that much water. You were practically asking for it to scratch you. YDI
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Is it really that big of a deal? OP probably didn't even think about whether the door was shut or not.
love_me_electric 20
If you live alone I don't see why the door HAS to be shut. I never close it when I'm alone in the house. Am I supposed to worry someone will break into the house and walk in on me?
Pinwheel 10
A lot of people I know have their cats litter box in the bathroom would be kinda mean to close the door then.
TaysDarkLust 11
36- Don't be so rude.. I have a kitten(8 months) who LOVES the bath and gets up on the rim and purrs and plays with me, I however live with my parents but that doesn't mean I can't keep the door cracked to let the cat come in. What you said was a little bit harsh. Maybe OP loves their cat to come in and play with them.. I sure do, if I could get my other cat to do it.. I would.
DelphiCat 17
Cat's love baths. Or rather they love to play with the water whilst you run them, sit and watch you whilst you're in them, and generally just splash about a bit. Most don't love it when they fall in. I know this from experience, but luckily i wasn't in the bath at the time! If you introduce small kittens to water they actually get used to it, and there is a rare cat who likes to swim. Unfortunately for OP his cat isn't one of them :P
Dixbfloppin 11
Sounds like you're getting plenty of pussy on your junk.
alexstylespayne 6
Who leaves the door open when they bathe?