Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML
Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML
Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML
Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
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verkaderk 9
Ow, I've had that before. Good on ya for not de-clawing though
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
by "Neutered (man)" Am I the only one who sees the beauty in that?
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Comments (205)
onorexveritas 24
wet cat scratch fever
tehdarkness 21
Why were you watching the vid??
FalconSam1414 19
My cat jumped into the bath with me PURPOSELY once... he scratched me in the knee. :(
j3ebrules 13
Then don't be lazy and trim weekly.
merko 8
must of been a "blood bath"
meebeericky 1
See, that's why you don't get cats...
phoenixrises 11
Never declaw!
imazaari 12
I trim my kit's nails, but that only helps so much when you have a mad wet cat. I've also been bunny-kicked by a de-clawed cat and that shit STILL hurts. The leftover bones are still pretty hard and sharp...
MLamoreau 5
I give you a lot of credit for not declawing. I think its a terrible thing to do to an animal. And its unfortunate & unpredictable events like that which are the reason weak minded heartless pet owners get their cats declawed.
jsheffres 19
They're conspiring against you...