Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Today, I got a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat. It was quite irritating so thought I could get it out with my finger. Good thing, the kernel is gone. Bad thing, I now have the rest of my lunch on my shirt as well. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her grandma was using toothpicks and dropping them on the ground next to our popcorn bucket. I took a big handful of popcorn, and was fortunate enough to get a piece of her toothpick lodged in my throat. FML
Today, I found a piece of a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth. I haven't eaten popcorn in over a week and a half. FML
Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I had a school band concert in which I was doing a clarinet solo. I had a Laffy Taffy before the concert. Little did I know part of the wrapper got stuck in my hair. I went through the whole concert like that and I was so embarrassed when I found out afterwards. FML
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
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Top comments
Egnar 19
So today you found a guy who sees past the gross things that happen and makes light of them, FYL indeed!
CrackFox 0
style points :)
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Comments (130)
YoURetarD 2
Well the best is that he tried to make you feel better, he probably dosen't treat you otherwise, one day you will look back on this and laugh.
ohmandapants 17
Well he tried to make you feel better so he must like you...don't feel too bad OP!
Lenho 26
LOL! What a great comment! Everyone has already said it, but it's true: he was trying to really make you feel better. Just don't get him used to that ;)
kateleen16 0
I would have puked, fyl.
yaknowiverse 0
well it sounded like one!
tragicnightmare 15
haha aww well at least he didn't make you feel bad about it! don't be afraid to go back out with him
gioo_fml 6
Aww atleast he tried to make you feel better
pancakerocks 1
I didn't get the joke
TheDifferent 0
You deserved it. Cheater
Kntrymama 8
Yeah ewww