Today, I was eating cereal while absentmindedly reading the box. I was amused when I found it expires on my birthday. Then I realized it expired on my birthday two years ago. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to have some bagels. It was only after I ate them that I looked at the cream cheese and discovered that it expired 3 years ago. FML
Today, I opened up a can of tomato soup I'd taken from my parents' house recently. After eating the whole can, I started feeling a little off, so I checked the expiration date. It expired 12 years ago. FML
Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML
Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML
Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML
Today, while tidying up my grandmother's fridge, I got to play expiration-date-bingo. The winner was some type of concentrated apple sauce supposed to be used for salad dressings. It expired in 1986. FML
Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML
Today, I bought a box of Fruit Loops. When I got home, I noticed a free prize would be in the box. I sifted through the box, looking for the small toy. It wasn't in there. I don't know what is more sad, the fact that I got ripped off by a children's cereal or that I'm 21 and upset by it. FML
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML
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Top comments
every1luvsboners 11
Hey, wait, my Rice Krispies are moving.
sunsetsbetween56 3
Must have been good for you to keep eating it..
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Comments (121)
turnupthemusic94 0
Time to go shopping??
every1luvsboners 11
I guess we could refer to you as a cereal killer. No? Someone had to do it.
cntryiscntrywide 0
hahahahah
False_Stupidity 42
But he didn't kill the cereal, it died of old age :-)
sdelawsky 2
Cereal doesn't really go bad, just goes stale. With all the preservatives and crap in it, you will probly be fine.
vitaldisplay 0
Ur effing retarded
DocBastard 40
Too...much...irony... *head explodes*
raphanne_fml 33
No, Op, that white fluffy stuff was not coconuts...
FMLsOhilarious 6
You didn't notice that it tasted weird?
evilplatypus 39
It probably didn't taste weird. Depending on the type of cereal, even stale they dont taste that different. And if the plastic was still sealed, it's probably in perfect condition.
MrLuvinmalife 6
eww!!! really? that sucks, well anyways happy birthday...
upyourzlolz 11
Happy belated birthday?
icanhazblivions 1
cereal hardly ever expires because it is dehydrated doofus. it will get stale many years after the date but it will never make you ill.
Okayitwasme 0
Yup, it's BEST before meaning good still just not the best. It worries me when it says Expire!
Snafuusmc 12
Still good!