Today, I was eating cereal while absentmindedly reading the box. I was amused when I found it expires on my birthday. Then I realized it expired on my birthday two years ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to have some bagels. It was only after I ate them that I looked at the cream cheese and discovered that it expired 3 years ago. FML
Today, I opened up a can of tomato soup I'd taken from my parents' house recently. After eating the whole can, I started feeling a little off, so I checked the expiration date. It expired 12 years ago. FML
Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML
Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML
Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML
Today, while tidying up my grandmother's fridge, I got to play expiration-date-bingo. The winner was some type of concentrated apple sauce supposed to be used for salad dressings. It expired in 1986. FML
Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML
Today, I bought a box of Fruit Loops. When I got home, I noticed a free prize would be in the box. I sifted through the box, looking for the small toy. It wasn't in there. I don't know what is more sad, the fact that I got ripped off by a children's cereal or that I'm 21 and upset by it. FML
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML
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every1luvsboners 11
Hey, wait, my Rice Krispies are moving.
sunsetsbetween56 3
Must have been good for you to keep eating it..
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Comments (121)
purplishzebraz 0
Umm why did you still have the cereal If it was two years old....?
frankboy 0
Cereiously
atarisrocks 6
It be a best before date all the sugar preserve it you will be fine
HideouslyHuman 10
Arrr,now I will provide a translation for all you landlubbers out there. "It's just a best before date..All the sugars preserve it,so you will be fine."
atarisrocks 6
Life too short for punctuation death to the comma
HideouslyHuman 10
..If I translate anymore of your posts I want to be payed. Im usually not a grammar nazi but I saw your style of speaking (You used "It be") and it reminded me of a pirate.I just HAD to post something.
jasminea 0
hey... it still is pretty cool :)
richboii 0
if its only two days past it should be fine
Okayitwasme 0
2 years & 2 days = 732 days old!
TubaFTW 2
You're pretty dumb now aren't ya?
ilovebigtimerush 0
It's 2 years past, not 2 days.
dirtbiker267 0
Im gonna advise you to read the fml again before typing in your comment. Please and thank you
AthleticSwaqq 8
So you had cereal sitting around for two years and forgot about it? Did you think you just bought it or something? Haha.. You did it.. Should've checked the date in the first place. :D
Miss_Attitude96 24
Happy Birthday!
trollsemen 8
Were they wheaties? Wheaties are so badass I would have still eaten.
Ikickmidgets 11
well I guess it's safe to say you don't have a girlfriend living with you....slacker
richboii 0
his girlfriend could be a vintage cereal collecter for all we know
Okayitwasme 0
Yuck! That's why you have a stomach ache all day and have been feeling shitty!
ScarletBloom 14
Your greatest birthday present but you received it too late.