Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I was eating Jell-O and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML
Today, I accidentally bought chicken fingers. I couldn't even make it two days as a vegetarian. FML
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, I opened up a can of tomato soup I'd taken from my parents' house recently. After eating the whole can, I started feeling a little off, so I checked the expiration date. It expired 12 years ago. FML
Today, I made a tasty, healthy plant-based lunch for my family. They ate a few bites, spat it out, and then went to McDonald's "to eat real food, you know, food with meat in it." FML
Today, I defended the dried up things in the cup noodles as being real vegetables, just so that it would appear that I do actually eat vegetables. FML
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Mirorbo 27
Sorry darling, but you ARE supposed to read the ingredients before you buy it. It's no different than if you were allergic to something. ALWAYS read the ingredients if you choose not to eat certain things or cannot, for the sake of your health.
austo97 0
most vegetarians look at the ingredients before eating the food...
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Comments (237)
CovertMilitance 0
YDI you hippie
sleepyhungry93 0
its not real beef. its flavoring.
cH1N1chunga 5
u think she knows the fries from almost any fast food or in school are pretty much grilled with beef
mattrd_fml 31
you deserve it for being a vegetarian
stewpididiot 11
DOUBLE WIN for 100 !!! Comment AND pic !!!
sofiainthesun 5
I'm a vegetarian too I always have to read the ingredients first, it usually say on the can not vegetarian.
monnanon 14
Calm down OP broth is made by boiling animal bones but that animal is already dead for another purpose. You should be happy that the animal did not go to waste after its death and every part of it was used. I know as a veggie you would rther it didn't die at all but a lot of people do eat meat. Just be more careful next
bibbypower 0
I'm a vegetarian too! and if something is labeled as "vegetarian", it should already not have any meat products!!!!!!!!
TardxxxCake 4
Personally I find the whole vegetarian/vegan pointless and a tad stupid. Do you not freaking realize that humans are SUPPOSED to be omnivores (meat and veg eaters) to stay healthy and function properly?? Also being a vegetarian or vegan is going to do shit all for the animals. So what if you don't eat meat or animal byproducts? They're still gonna chop up Betsy and grind her into burger patties
PreludeToADream 0
YDI for not checking. There's all kinda of shit put into food these days.