Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I was eating Jell-O and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML
Today, I accidentally bought chicken fingers. I couldn't even make it two days as a vegetarian. FML
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, I opened up a can of tomato soup I'd taken from my parents' house recently. After eating the whole can, I started feeling a little off, so I checked the expiration date. It expired 12 years ago. FML
Today, I made a tasty, healthy plant-based lunch for my family. They ate a few bites, spat it out, and then went to McDonald's "to eat real food, you know, food with meat in it." FML
Today, I defended the dried up things in the cup noodles as being real vegetables, just so that it would appear that I do actually eat vegetables. FML
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Mirorbo 27
Sorry darling, but you ARE supposed to read the ingredients before you buy it. It's no different than if you were allergic to something. ALWAYS read the ingredients if you choose not to eat certain things or cannot, for the sake of your health.
austo97 0
most vegetarians look at the ingredients before eating the food...
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Comments (237)
ThickHead 0
it's cambells they always do that there's chicken bits in there too! always read the ingredients first!
ManaUser 0
WOW, vegetarians really bring the trolls out, don't they?
saxman45 0
Well, so much for being a vegetarian...
Mooby 6
you kinda deserved it for wanting to be vegetarian, but not even look to see what your eating
MuchDance90s 0
you suck at your convictions if somethings that important to a person, they read before they eat As someone else said, treat it as you would am allergy
mossyg 0
u totally deserved it for being vegitarian. humans r sopposed to eat meat why do u think god put it on earth
deerhunter86 0
Oh cry a ******* river. I hope you get eaten by an animal, serves you right you bleeding heart liberal hippy fag.
rajuncajunmama 0
wow. just wow. always always always read ingredients before you buy or eat anything if you're on a 'special' diet (like vegitatian, lactose-free or gluten-free). sorry to say but you had it coming. I mean what did you think it was? water?
ladyseven 0
When you become a veggie, you lose the right to complain about flavor. And if you really want to lord that kind of pickiness over people, read the damn labels.
cajekraze 7
See, meat makes everything better