Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I was eating Jell-O and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML
Today, I accidentally bought chicken fingers. I couldn't even make it two days as a vegetarian. FML
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, I opened up a can of tomato soup I'd taken from my parents' house recently. After eating the whole can, I started feeling a little off, so I checked the expiration date. It expired 12 years ago. FML
Today, I made a tasty, healthy plant-based lunch for my family. They ate a few bites, spat it out, and then went to McDonald's "to eat real food, you know, food with meat in it." FML
Today, I defended the dried up things in the cup noodles as being real vegetables, just so that it would appear that I do actually eat vegetables. FML
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Mirorbo 27
Sorry darling, but you ARE supposed to read the ingredients before you buy it. It's no different than if you were allergic to something. ALWAYS read the ingredients if you choose not to eat certain things or cannot, for the sake of your health.
austo97 0
most vegetarians look at the ingredients before eating the food...
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Comments (237)
Jeanrocks27 5
Seriously? You spent all that time copying my comment word for word and changing just those words. You seriously have no life :)
zargon 1
I spent all of 10 seconds at 4am during the weekend. You can't really extrapolate my havealifeitude from that. Now, if I spent from midnight Friday till midnight Saturday doing that you might have a case, but I can assure you I won't be around to do any such thing :)
ryanlglass 0
its okyour a vegetarian your opinion doesn't matter anyway.
Zebidee 9
Oh my bleeding eyes. The comments on vegetarian FMLs are so annoying they make me want to self-perform a frontal lobotomy with a brick.
zargon 1
That's supposed to read "1-800-4-A-CHILD or child services". No clue where that ran off to.
Jeanrocks27 5
Well your carnivorous opinion doesn't matter either :O
fearthereaper79 0
Super fail
Babsy_fml 0
Duh! two things open your eyes,it says right on the front.....or buy campbells vegetarian vegetable soup
gabinel1 0
plant killer
ToxixShots 0
HOLY SHIT ITS CAMBELLS OF COURSE ITS GOT MEET IN IT!!!!!!!
thewife5 19
meat
iliketurtles99 0
everyone who is a vegetarian is retarded
Doortje 30
Oh please, go **** yourself, you stupid troll.