Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I was on cloud nine when the beautiful waitress I frequently ordered takeaways from told me she didn't need to take my name as she remembers me from before. When I got my food, I saw the sales slip. On it she had written, "Cheeseburger - Fries - Coke - Nerdy guy with bad haircut." FML
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML
Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Emika_fml 0
Now surely she'll remember YOU, and not the twelve other men she's given out her number to. No, seriously, this'll be a great story to tell your grandkids.
metalyoshi9 0
I see this as more of a positive event than a negative one. You got a hot chick's number. So what if you didn't watch where you went? To me this just sounds like calling for attention and shouldn't be on here. >_>
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (69)
egypt_fml 0
That's embarrassing, but it's not that bad. I don't see why this is an FML, because if I were you I'd be totally psyched that she was interested. Nevermind the metal bar, she probably thought it was funny or cute? If I ran into something in front of the guy I like, after I found out he was definitely interested in me.. yeah, I'd be embarrassed for a few seconds, but then the excitement of him being into me would completely overcome the humiliation. I'd just laugh it off.
Sipos 0
Clearly she likes you. Call her, admit what happened and say it was because you were distracted thinking about her. It will seem sweet.
gothnotemo 0
... Bwahahahahahaha
DSuarez94 0
I would feel so bad FYL
cutewaitress 0
A few months ago I was working as a waitress for Steak N' Shake. I noticed a guy sitting at his table looking rather pathetic so I gave him a fake phone number thinking he would feel better. As he walked out he walked into a metal bar. Even when I try to do something nice it ends badly. FML.
jadakorn 0
Who gives!!! at least u got the number that's all that matters!!!!
livelovefail 0
I wonder why guys think that if they do something like trip or walk into a bar girls will suddenly think they're a loser. I would personally be flattered and find them all the more adorable.
tobikuma 0
#60 I agree. If someone did that with me I'd probably blush by the fact he was so entranced with me that he wasn't paying attention to anything other than waving goodbye to me, and if I were able to (as in, not on shift) go over to make sure he was ok. Further room for flirting!
Domzz 0
Wow this truly ruins your life. There is no point of living anymore.
Whatever80 0
Wow , This Is Truly In FML . Not ! Who Cares If You HIt Your Self , You Got The Number :) Is That The Good Part In This ?
BigMark18 0
My brother in law works there!