Today, I was diagnosed with a chest infection and given antibiotics to take. One of the side effects of the antibiotics is diarrhea. I haven't coughed once throughout the infection, but I sneezed just as I was ready to go out to the shops and now I need fresh underwear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I developed a serious case of diarrhea. This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't suffering from a severe cough as well. I'm terrified to cough again, because I'm running out of clean underwear. FML
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Today, I'm a week into a prescription of extremely constipating antibiotics. I also just caught the stomach bug going around at work that causes aggressive diarrhea. The two combined mean I have a constant, slow-moving stream of thick, foul-smelling sludge coming out of me. FML
Today, I've been sneezing and coughing and not feeling well, so I decided to go to the grocery store to get some bone broth and some orange juice. Shortly after grabbing the orange juice, I felt like I had to pass gas, except it wasn't gas, it was diarrhea. At 35 years-old I pooped my pants in the grocery store. FML
Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML
Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML
Today, I woke 2 hours before my alarm was supposed to go off, feeling incredibly sick. I then ran downstairs and had diarrhea while I threw up. I spent Valentine's Day having diarrhea every time I coughed or sneezed. FML
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FluffythePink 23
Welp, at least it was *before* you left the house. That's no small comfort to take from it.
Charlie Given 28
Never trust a sneeze when you're sick or a fart if you're older than 30 LMAO 🤣
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Charlie Given 28
Never trust a sneeze when you're sick or a fart if you're older than 30 LMAO 🤣
FluffythePink 23
Welp, at least it was *before* you left the house. That's no small comfort to take from it.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
If you have an infection of any kind, you shouldn't be going out in public in the first place, especially just to shop. That's how that crap (pardon the pun) spreads.
ODBeefalo 10
after about half way through the meds you will generally be safe to be around others... but you should be eating things that balance the bacteria in the gut. yogurt etc. to help prevent this sort of thing. your doctor should have told you about that part.