Today, I was eating a mystery flavored candy and I had an allergic reaction. Not only did I have to go to the hospital because my throat swelled up, but I still don't know what I'm allergic to. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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miasaur 11
go to the doc for allergy testing
Snazzy_Snaz 17
You're allergic to mystery
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Comments (78)
perdix 31
Clearly, you are allergic to mysteries. Sorry, no Agatha Christie or Sherlock Holmes for you. Looks like you're stuck with "Twilight." Your throat won't close up, but your brain might.
daniel_dd31 13
You will never find out because its a mystery.
the_smart_way 10
It's not the specific flavour you're allergic to, just one of the ingredients. If you still have the packaging, it should give you everything that's in it. Look if there's anything unique, and that will be the culprit... Probably.
Wizardo 34
Well I guess it'll always be... a mystery.
xXkiller_hushXx 16
all mystery flavored candies and the leftovers from their batches of regular flavors.
kzai 16
Lmao you're allergic to mystery
Zen_Mei 17
Recycling a comment, how original
ErinPinelli 24
What's funny? Nothing.
K410 18
Maybe there might have been peanuts it it? :S
Kalipczo 21
Go have an allergy test they'll test you for everything under the sun.
perdix 31
#22, what if you're allergic to the sun? They'd miss that!
Wizardo 34
#22 and what about allergies that are OVER the sun? They would definitely miss that.
Kalipczo 21
Well I'm pretty sure the mystery candy wasn't made from the sun or particles from over the sun
Wizardo 34
Well since its made using mystery ingredients, that's what you think. For all we know it probably contained stardust, quarks and bedrock.
lambda_fml 40
You are allergic to Mystery.
seniorchang 16
So you are willing to put mysterious things in your mouth?
asherm 15
29 great pic, it matches your comment