Today, my sisters and I pitched together nearly $500 to send my mom to the spa for Mother's Day. We put the printed sheet with her info into a little box with our card on top. When she opened it, she freaked out and started hugging my dad. Turns out he switched the cards and took all the credit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML
Today, I bought my mom a gift certificate for a spa treatment for two so we could spend some quality time together. She took my sister. FML
Today, I took my mom out to a fancy restaurant, and spent close to $300 on her Mother's Day present. Later, my little brother drew her a card with crayons on pink construction paper. She cried. He's 20 years-old. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, it's my mother's birthday. She received the ultimate gift from my brother, who told her he had just been accepted into medical school. I bought her scratch-offs. She won a dollar. FML
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
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Top comments
Bigfabthetruth52 22
Uhh, what a dick.
revolution4ever 14
And parents wonder their kids have no respect for them...
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Comments (107)
Original_Outcast 23
Your dad is a ******, anyways did you tell your mom the truth?
courtney680 17
What a prick. Hopefully they did. I'd be pissed
Bigfabthetruth52 22
Uhh, what a dick.
ulquiorra102 10
I was gonna try to come up with a witty comment, but this...I'm pretty sure this summarizes what everyone's thinking xD
garrett1999o3 16
#2 How is that top comment worthy?
garrett1999o3 16
I will now sit wonder through my days "How the F**k did that guy get top comment?"
HiIAmKevin 8
Freakin' genius.
xALEXx_fml 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's a bit harsh #2. He's just being a dad :)
aneurophobia 5
took the words from my mouth
sulitak 27
#85 no, that's not being a dad. My Dad always made sure the "good gift" was from my sister and I. That Dad is a jerk and if my husband ever even thinks this is acceptable I will slap him
xALEXx_fml 15
#95 haha whatever you say
mybarra6 17
Looks like Batman is going to have to teach your dick of a dad a lesson!
garrett1999o3 16
Yes, because Batman can save ALL the worlds problems!
garrett1999o3 16
Too lazy to turn on your TV? Call Batman!
Weika 5
Batman is just mad that he can't celebrate mothers day. You know, because his parents are dead.
garrett1999o3 16
You probably shouldn't say that stuff about Batman.He's EVERYWHERE.....
Weika 5
Except his parents' house. Because they are dead.
greg84_fml 21
Um, he lives in his parents' house.
garrett1999o3 16
#69 That awkward moment when Batman lives in his parents' house.......
TheShadyMilkman 15
You don't happen to have a stash of free candy and stuffed animals do you? Either way still creepy you refer to yourself as batman...
ROSI3TH3CAT 18
Clever plan but your fathers an ass.
broncos67 9
Your dad done did good
garrett1999o3 16
1) lear a little grammar 2)If you like dicks,why don't you go to a gay bar?
eddeeezzyy 19
26- learn*
Mr_Loudmouth 9
Learn how to spell, Grammer Nazi.
Sonotsuave 37
not funny to talk about gays man
HortonThelephant 15
Whoa. This thread is ******. Peace out...
Wizardo 34
Woah what a prick! Here's an idea, switch out his fathers day presents for f*ck all!
ositoakaluis 16
Or give him the bill for Father's Day ;)
LadyRodgers29 0
Exactly #20!
revolution4ever 14
And parents wonder their kids have no respect for them...
JohnMartson 5
Wow what a dick
Zen_Mei 17
He's not getting anything for Father's Day
hellomynameisash 14
yes he is, hes getting the bill..
Cheeley 17
Well he can just forget about Father's day then huh?