Today, I was eating a bag of almonds I got from the bulk food store, picking off what I thought was stringy remnants of their shells. When I finally got down to the bottom of the bag, I found a silk worm circling around the last almond left of a bag of about 200. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
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Today, I went to the ice cream shop after dinner. I am deathly allergic to nuts so I picked the vanilla. I take one bite and feel something crunchy, and see what I thought was an almond in the cup. I spit out the icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroach. FML
Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML
Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML
Today, I returned home after a long day, and wanted a snack of the Deluxe Mixed nuts I purchased yesterday. The only thing in the container was almonds and peanuts. My husband admitted he sorted through the nuts then closed the container up so it looked like it had never been opened. FML, and maybe my husband too. FML
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Jimboom 12
Nutting wrong with that. And if you send a letter of complaint into the company who sold it to you then you would get a bag or perhaps even a few bags free. ;-)
StarElise 0
oh my god. siiiick. defo FYL
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Comments (83)
darry107 0
that's y you don't buy shit from bulk foods stores. be smarter, dumbass…
notabot 0
You ate 199 almonds?! Wow!
secretgarden101 0
Have you ever stuck a silk scarf in your mouth? Absentmindedly sucked on the sleeve of a silk shirt? It was just silk strands, not shit or whatever else you thought it was. At least you found the whole worm and not half of one.
OLOtheDemigodess 0
The strands were just silk, y'know, stuff they make clothes out of. Nothing disgusting, and besides, you didn't have any - you picked it all off. No big deal. And you didn't eat the worm either. I've never seen a silkworm before and I'd love to see one. I find it fascinating how they can spin silk like that; I would have sat there watching it rather than post this lame FML.
zen_fml 0
mmm at least your insides will be beautifully silky and soft...
alissa_roar 6
Lol! Cutttte
supervixen827 0
I can't believe you ate 200 almonds in one sitting...Maybe that's something you should take a look at...
SSJ5Goku 0
Well, on one side, you might've ingested some silk. On the other side, you've got a free source of silk. 'Nuff said.
bbimbadnews 0
when do almonds have stringy remnants on them? or am i just eating a different kind of almonds than the rest of you folks?
MangeMoi_fml 0
To everybody telling OP that silkworms are edible..stfu. Edible means its able to be eaten. Alot of things are edible but yu may not necessarily want to eat them. And to the person upset about there only being 200 almonds in a package coming from a bulk store..yu make me vomit for even noticing that. And yes, OP, FYL. That's disgusting.
fylstupid 0
edible - –adjective 1. fit to be eaten as food; eatable; esculent. metal is edible in YOUR definition. in fact, everything is edible in your definition of the word. figure it out.
MangeMoi_fml 0
lmao @ iwill always ydi and @ omgwtfFYL, where the **** do yu buy cereal??