Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of 2 years. I'd been involved in an accident that severely hurt my right leg. As a result, I couldn't work out and gained 35 pounds, also due to stress eating and some meds I’m taking. Apparently I’m no longer attractive and he can’t have people thinking he’s a “chubby chaser.” FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
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loveleafs16 0
awe, you poor thing! im so sorry to hear that!!!!!! you are NOT overweight. Screw that guy! Theres someone much better out there for you!
l33tm0nk3y 0
Ouch...what a dick. And that chair just had to go and be the icing on the excrement cake, huh? That's rough.
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Comments (280)
fcuk_mylife 0
wow what a shitty thing of him to say. 130 is NOT overweight by any means. and to #10, 130 for someone 5'0"-5'3" isnt even really big either. I think it's still in the healthy range. Just saying..
19990231 29
You still think or a doctor would still think that it is healthy, it makes a difference.
Repethetic 25
its a bmi within the upper edge of the healthy range but its still pudgy and can be worn in very unattractive manners. I know this because I myself was 130 and 5.
Betty7 0
I'm sure you're beautiful and he's a dick. You'll find someone better who will deserve you and who will make you feel beautiful. Even if you WERE overweight (which you're not), he'd have no right.
heythed12 0
people are so hooked on weight and fitting into a look that you see on tv and in magazines, but it isn't realistically possible for everyone to look the same. the important thing is for you to love yourself. i know that sounds cliche, but a lot of my guy friends say they really notice confidence in a girl and that it's a lot more attractive then a girl who is 99 pounds and starves herself. just don't let this dick get to you :)
jm88 0
130 can be pretty big for some girls... Just saying. Not saying the original fml'er is fat.. but...
taylortot973 0
now was this comment really necessary?
emma_xxx_ooo 0
What the hell is wrong with you! #14
greenman_fml 0
LOLfats
Raabe 0
Yeah how tall are you, if your short and 130 you might be fat
ariel_007 0
I take it your an expert on women. How tall are you and how much do you weight?
texmas 0
Well, I am going to assume that A) You knocked off 10-15 pounds when you posted this, as is customary with women and B) That you're under 5'5", which makes you by no means overweight albeit probably slightly chubby, but also C) that your boyfriend is a dick who was trying to make you feel insecure and made up a bullshit reason for breaking up with you that would both upset you and make you leave him alone and D) that he watches too much **** and has exceptionally unrealistic expectations or women. I weigh 130, too, but I'm 5'10", so it hangs a little differently.
xNephilim 19
I agree, especially with c). My ex made up so many excuses to dump me it's not even funny. I heard all kinds of stuff. It's sad.
thebaroness1984 0
He should love you even if you weigh 230...Or you should dump him.
ChaosChild 0
Don't let his comment or the chair thing get to you, the average adult female standing roughly between 5' 5" and 5' 8" should weigh between 125 and 130 pounds. You're fine. Old chairs like that tend to break for no reason, I sat on one when I was a young and it broke, I only weighed 97 pounds at the time.
TryToBeKind 0
Unless you're extremely short, 130 isn't 'overweight'. At 'worst' it's just 'not skinny'. Your ex-boyfriend is a dick-hole and likely to just be looking for an excuse to get rid of you b/c he was cheating the whole time with someone who was either a) to skinny or b) naturally skinny. The broken chair was a terrible coincidence. What a . . . words don't describe him, let's just hope karma takes effect and hi snew girl is one of those high-maintenence controlling girls.