Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddenly interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
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Top comments
mylifesucksserio 15
lol, better reflexes but easily distracted
MzKylz 0
I think perhaps you should hand your license back..
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Comments (107)
Random59 1
That's why my insurance is 140 a month. Thanks asshole
Pandalover94 0
you jackass
kitty_legs 2
Keep your eyes on the road!
Uncgirl 8
Sounds like you really convinced them.
MrPortalFan 21
Young people like yourself are worse drivers because you don't know how to LOOK AT THE ******* ROAD
dannnngthatsux 19
Better reflexes, yes, better judgement, no. Time teaches.
marina1996 5
yeah you're an idiot. theres a reason car insurance decreases substantially when you turn 25.