Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddenly interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
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mylifesucksserio 15
lol, better reflexes but easily distracted
MzKylz 0
I think perhaps you should hand your license back..
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Comments (107)
dragster_fml 0
fail
annihil8or 15
Lol I drive my car like Hester returning a kickoff, I juke every1 lol
PahhDee 0
Ahaha wow! that's what you get for being Cocky & Braggy! Lmao
scj 0
teenagers and the elderly are the worst drivers. that does not mean all teens and old folks are terrible, but most terrible drivers are teens and old folks. congratulation, you are now a statistic!
TomasT 0
You're wrong. Best reflexes - males 35-40 yo. (Yes, extensive research has been done in that area.) Sorry, women, you might have faster reflexes, but not the ability to interpret them correctly, so the driving reflexes are slower.
LilaBear 2
I'd like to see the research that makes the conclusion you just did. I would guess women's mental reflexes are probably equivalent to men's, but the physical ability to keep up with that mental reaction is probably not as good as men's. I doubt it has anything to do with "interpreting" the reflex.
RavenNight 0
You Dumb Idiot You Deserved It
meelo88 13
sigh....well at least it was a parked car....
42billybob 5
You hardcore deserved that. You claimed to be better at something than someone who's been doing it (depends on your age but i'm guessing) 20 times as long. That's a shit ton of arrogance. Driving safely has a number of qualifiers and YES reaction time is one of them. Judgment (which you get from experience and common sense) is bigger. Sure reflex can get you out of a crash that's just barely avoidable but judgment keeps you out of that situation in the first place. Almost every crash is caused by a judgment error (like not paying attention).
Kg317 18
that's karma bitch
mongoosemike 23
What a fail OP...this is what gives young drivers like myself a bad reputation, even if I have never been in an accident. I hope your parents restrict you from driving for a while until you learn to concentrate on what you're doing behind the wheel.