Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddenly interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
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Top comments
mylifesucksserio 15
lol, better reflexes but easily distracted
MzKylz 0
I think perhaps you should hand your license back..
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Comments (107)
Jumper11550 0
You may have "better" reflexes but anticipation (which comes from experience) will always beat reaction.
josh5634 0
I agree with
CabZ_fml 0
hate it when people gets so cocky but can't actually keep their words... pathetic.
kalbrek009 20
you obviously lie as bad as you drive. YOU DESERVE IT! roflmao!
missysangel 4
So expected. Can't FML accept better ones?
rubyliu8420 7
you must be the dumbest person ever. how the **** do you hit a parked car?
LilaBear 2
YDI. Big time. Everybody knows younger drivers are worse drivers, and yes, I'm a young driver. Young drivers do not have better reflexes because they cannot anticipate the same way experienced drivers can. Plus, an experienced driver will know exactly what to do in a split-second emergency, because they've probably had to do it before. The younger driver will probably be making a new decision for the first time and take half a second longer to decide, or make the wrong decision.
Nosaintiger 0
Well i wouldnt b tryn to prove anybody wrong if u cant even spell suddenly...
Rusty325 4
I wouldn't be trying to insult people if you can't spell: you, trying, be and I properly
ccrockin 0
two syllables MAKe- UP
ArielTheMermaid 17
stupid