Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddenly interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
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Top comments
mylifesucksserio 15
lol, better reflexes but easily distracted
MzKylz 0
I think perhaps you should hand your license back..
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Comments (107)
angel55033 12
but much less experience
tona01 16
cool tat
willis5012 0
Hey girl your ink is sweet. what games do you play?
Sperino 4
Way to make us look bad you ****!
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
Why don't you redeem yourself instead of compaining you "****".
danielle_nicole 0
It's people like you that make it so young people who are actually very good at driving have to pay insane amounts to be insured. Thanks for that.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Experience + common sense > quick reflexes. If you react quickly but do the wrong thing, you are a nuisance at best. The fact that you can't talk and drive at the same time indicates you don't have enough focus to operate heavy machinery. Stick to bicycling, young one.
allmidnighteyes 11
I'm pretty sure that OP would still hit something (or get hit himself) while on a bike. I bike everywhere (despite a lot of asshole drivers), and I've yet to get hit or hit anything.
ImaginaryFoe 1
True enough, AME, but at least on a bicycle, OP would be less likely to kill someone. I miss being able to bike places. Urban sprawl and too much cargo means I can only drive my bicycle for pleasure.
IHeartJimi02 0
I agree. Just because op has better reflexes does not mean he/she(I didn't see the gender) is a better driver. Experience and common sense definitely mean more. Op deserves it for gloating.
nocanhaz 4
Failure is inevitable. But not in this situation. If you had stopped gloating and kept your eyes on the damn road you wouldn't have hit a PARKED car.
tamie306 5
karma
Frickmetinajenks 0
Dumbass. Get off the road.
MonkeySpeaks 4
Actually, statistically young people (teens and other new drivers) get into more accidents and receive more moving violations (speeding, reckless driving) than all other age groups, which is why your insurance is astronomical. Not to mention most teens' pompous attitudes get them into enough trouble
rety1 13
I was thinking the same thing..
F14Shado 0
all this shit about excuses, yea gtfo. it's probably a woman.
Rusty325 4
hmmm... wow. No I've been thinking and that couldn't have been more sexist.