Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove to my cousin's house so he could help me fix my broken tail light. On the way there, I got pulled over for having a broken tail light. FML
Today, I was pulled over and given a ticket for a broken tail light. On the way to the mechanic. To get my tail light fixed. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a broken taillight. When I rolled down the window, the cop asked me if I was smoking crack. When I told him I didn't do drugs, he didn't believe me since he could detect a foul odor coming from my car. I'd just passed gas big time. FML
Today, a cop pulled me over and asked if I knew why. I panicked and blurted out, "Because I just killed someone?" He just stared at me in disbelief and said, "No, because your taillight's out. Should I be concerned?" FML
Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML
Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, the blinker on my car was broken so I decided to play it safe and drive a different car to work. I guess it wouldn’t have mattered which car I drove, as the cop nicely told me one of the headlights was out when he pulled me over. FML
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Top comments
lettertjes 0
You so deserve it for driving while you KNOW you're drunk enough to swerve.
dessaye 19
Don't drink and drive; you might spill the drink.
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Comments (111)
lettertjes 0
You so deserve it for driving while you KNOW you're drunk enough to swerve.
Bewitched_fml 0
if your tail light was fixed then you wouldn't of had that problem. Get your tail light fixed OP
protooler31 0
@ OP: You know that question where cops ask if you know why you're being pulled over? that's called bait to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights... Rule #1: DON'T TALK TO COPS. Rule #2: DON'T TALK TO COPS. Rule #3: DON'T TALK TO COPS.
anonhxc 0
NEVER answer the cops with a reason. Always say you don't know why
xbooyahx 0
I hope you got a DUI for drinking and driving douchebag
nanis2m 0
True
youthink_fml 0
You're just an idiot on so many levels.
dre_dre 0
YDI OP for driving drunk! idiots like you cost people their lives!
SeedlessMe 13
Wow- I would just call you a dumbass, but you drank and drove. Not cool - Next time, before you think to do that, kill yourself instead and leave me and other innocents out of it.
VivianTheAspie 0
What #27 said.
Adorable_fml 0
See, I would give you a spiel of how to get out of tickets... but you were drunk driving, and swerving. You deserve jail/rehab/prison. Whatever you get.