Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML
Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me 2 tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop and got slammed with a ticket for expired tabs on my motorcycle. The DMV was literally across the street. I was heading there to get new tabs. FML
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nbloggz 0
You were driving with an expired license. You absolutely deserved it. Follow the law. It isn't hard to do.
Socrates_fml 0
you'd never get caught for the expired license if you didn't run the stop sign. at least u didn't kill anyone in the crosswalk, cuz then you'd have 3 tickets
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were_giraffe 2
You totally deserved it GET YOUR LICENSE. And this is making me laugh. It's like that scene in the Matrix where Oracle says, "And don't worry about the vase." Neo turns to look at the vase and breaks it. Just like that... if you hadn't been so worried about the license you'd be driving properly. Though... if that's how you drive perhaps you shouldn't be behind the wheel after all.
illuminati_fml 0
you should've gotten three tickets. retard's aren't allowed to have a driver's license. #43 - you're gay. only a dickless shit drip would reference something as nerdy and lame as the matrix
lanceyromancey 0
Don't you know? Never look in the rear-view mirror when you see the po-po.
lologirl419 0
YDI for: 1) not renewing your license 2) running a stop sign and 3) freaking out just cause a cop was behind you. He never would have noticed otherwise Life tip/ moral of the story: GET YOUR LICENSE RENEWED ON TIME. # 39, "let me guess" you are a sexist dipshit. Girls can drive just as well as any guy, if not better. Oh and # 25 is even better... sexist AND racist. Buttheads.
yourpathetic 0
Best line i ever heard about some dumb ass and quotas Drive - "So your giving me a ticket to fill your quota huh" officer - "Ya, if i write two more my wife gets a microwave, Have nice night"
fueledbyamy 0
renew your liscence! it'd be cheaper than paying the fines. haha.
takran 0
Lets see... You were driving with an expired license. YDI. You ran a stop sign. There is no excuse for that. YD to be shot (OK maybe just license taken away). #46: Some girls are capable of driving very well. Some girls are more capable than some guys. I would posit that guys in general are more capable drivers than girls. That doesn't necessarily make them "safer" or "better" drivers, though. It could, but it doesn't necessarily. Specific to this case, many girls are more susceptible to panic than most guys, so it's not an invalid guess to think this was a girl. Notice I'm using generalized yet not all-encompassing statements, unlike your blanket statement of "Girls can drive just as well as any guy, if not better." Who's looking a little sexist now? Perhaps you should consider your own arguments before you speak.
jimmyb00o5 0
#46- Women should only speak when spoken to, so you're way out of line. The only reason you're in this world is to serve men. Get down on your knees and blow me. #39- High Five.
caecae 0
firstttt of all that's entirely your fault. secondly, I believe that driving with an expired liscence gets you arrested. it happened to a friend of mine. driving with an expired licence is just like no licence at all andyou don't just get a ticket for that!
Milena_fml 0
This is so silly: "Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets." If it was "needless to say", then why did you say it? Some people just don't think about what they write XD