Today, I was DJing on a popular local radio station when a pop-up window appeared on the station's computer. Of all the possible sounds that could have played, it was a girl screaming in pleasure. It went out live on air. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Awkward soundtrack
Today, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls, listening to a track which starts with a woman pleasuring herself. I don't like this track so I go to skip it but accidentally unplug my headphones, activating my phone speakers and revealing the said woman at the peak of her orgasm. FML
Sinner
Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and came back to glaring looks and stares. My screensaver had turned on, containing pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML
He bangs the drums
Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML
Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML
Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML
Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML
Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML
Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN. He asked if I could share the song I was listening to, so I did. It wasn't until I had shared and fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own, in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML
Today, I was listening to music on my phone and reading posts on here. I laughed hysterically at one, then noticed my parents shooting me outraged looks. Turned out I laughed while a news reporter was talking about a brutal rape that just happened in our city. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
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DinosaursAreCool_fml 8
How many calls did you get for that one?
SwtCherryPie 26
Were you looking at something you shouldnt have been?
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kensikos 6
Anal?
GuitarGeek44 3
Why would she do that?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Are you a virgin? That was called an ******, happens when you **********, or have sex. Theres your lesson, come back tomorrow to experience the real thing.
Egnar 19
Think of it this way - Woulda been worse if it was something you did that caused that scream, like accidentally opening ****. If the station manager complains you blame the spyware on the computer, done deal.
xGolBLiiN 1
you should yelled! " yeah baby! whos your daddy?!?!?"
sciencekidster1 8
Listeners probably enjoyed that Unless you have a Christian station. Then you're screwed.
zuzupetalsYO 11
You created a screen name especially for this FML, so you must have gotten fired?
megamandude455 10
what radio station??????
axeinthehead14 3
Must be Katy Perrys new single
loveanthony645 5
Or Kesha's.
xaxers 3
You know, pop-ups for **** only happen on computers because you're surfing **** and are totally incompetent about it. Gee, I wonder how that happened?
joa76 3
That's not true at all. If you google something and click on a result that looks relevant, but happens to not actually be relevant, you can get a **** pop-up. If you get certain malware, even from something as simple as downloading a toolbar, you can get **** pop-ups. Even if you've never one looked at **** on a specific computer, you can absolutely still encounter pop-ups for it. Also, it's the station's computer, so even if SOMEONE did "surf ****" and was "totally incompetent about it," there's nothing at all to indicate it would have to be the OP. Presumably other DJs have access to it, and it's not unlikely that other people do as well.
xaxers 3
If you get malware, that directs you to ****, you deserve it. There is so much freeware out there that prevents this, it's not even funny. As for clicking on the wrong link, you'd have to be a moron. Sorry, even a glance at the link should tell you this stuff. I knew this in 1996, because that's when I first encountered inadvertent ****--by reading the link title before clicking it. I was 14. So this makes the person too stupid to read, or too stupid to be let onto the internet.
joa76 3
I hate to tell you this, but it's not that simple. I've had times where I was doing a simple image search, and when I went to look at the picture, it redirected from the page, going to a website that had nothing to do with the picture and didn't even CONTAIN the picture. As for preventing malware, it's also not quite that easy. Even with good antivirus software, things do occasionally happen. If other people use the computer, this is even more likely, because there will almost always be one person too dumb to figure out that not all downloads and websites are safe. And you know, I'm happy for you for figuring out to look at the link in 1994, back when there was barely an internet. I'm sure you know, then, that the internet and the way people use it has changed a bit since then. People have a tendency to search for things and click on the link that seems most relevant. If the name of the site and the site description seem okay, most people assume it's fine. Even if they do glance at the link, what are you supposed to do, ONLY go to websites that you've heard of? There are no rules saying **** sites have to have obvious names. I remember kids in school accidentally ending up on a **** site because they typed coloringpage.com instead of coloringpages.com (or something like that). My first experience with accidental **** was assuming that the teen section of a website would be similarly named to the kid version (it wasn't, obviously). There doesn't seem to be as many "almost normal" **** sites anymore, not that I've noticed, but that doesn't mean it can't happen.
LilaBear 2
wow, epic fail for having the speakers on a computer turned on in a radio studio :P