Today, I was DJing on a popular local radio station when a pop-up window appeared on the station's computer. Of all the possible sounds that could have played, it was a girl screaming in pleasure. It went out live on air. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls, listening to a track which starts with a woman pleasuring herself. I don't like this track so I go to skip it but accidentally unplug my headphones, activating my phone speakers and revealing the said woman at the peak of her orgasm. FML
Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and came back to glaring looks and stares. My screensaver had turned on, containing pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML
Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML
Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML
Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML
Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML
Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML
Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN. He asked if I could share the song I was listening to, so I did. It wasn't until I had shared and fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own, in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML
Today, I was listening to music on my phone and reading posts on here. I laughed hysterically at one, then noticed my parents shooting me outraged looks. Turned out I laughed while a news reporter was talking about a brutal rape that just happened in our city. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
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DinosaursAreCool_fml 8
How many calls did you get for that one?
SwtCherryPie 26
Were you looking at something you shouldnt have been?
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Comments (123)
krysxkatastrophe 14
Just go with it. Don't radio hosts usually have to improv anyway?
kingghidorah 10
Yeah. Pretty much.
sandmancometh 3
Good. Now you will be known as DJ SSSCreamm
talhakr 3
Now those windows dont just open up themselves. Wat had u been doing on the computer ;) ;)
Legendslayer222 26
Did the pop-up come with visual?! :D
DamnSmooth 0
I hope when you tried to explain the situation to whoever is in charge about how **** magically popped up on the computer out of nowhere, he or she beat the unholy hell out of you over the airwaves as well.
limpy44 5
Ya I'm sure it was just a pop up. Not the **** you were looking up when u noticed the sound was still on. YDI
rachel_potter 13
Have fun dealing with the overprotective parents.
Alexisthebestest 16
Even so, it would still sound better than anything made by Skrillex.
dowster 0
not cool
Alexisthebestest 16
How so? He has a shitty voice so he switched over to a different genre of music that didn't require his vocals & he still sounds like shit. That sounds like a ******* sell out to me and THAT is not cool.
deadrising084 1
He simply found a way to make more money than u get over it... U dont like him so don't even think about him. Enjoy the music u listen to. Let anyone who does like him listen to it. don't bitch about how he is a sell out he just found a way to make money.
XxFilthyxDubxX 1
Bitch please. He got sooooooo much ass when he was still in first to last. He switched to dubstep because he got tired of being criticized for his 'shitty' voice and switched to something that made up for that 500%. Open up your willingness to accept new genres of music.
Alexisthebestest 16
I like all genres of music, I even like electronic music but Skrillex sounds like shit. He sounded like shit in FFTL & even now he sounds like shit. He's a ******* sell out. Who gives a **** if he got ass? That's irrelevant. Shove that one up your asses.
mohammadkm95 6
And **** saves the day… or not?
iHateThisLife 10
**** the FCC, I'm sure ur ratings just went off the chart!