Today, I was diagnosed with food poisoning for the third time since moving to this base in Japan. My husband keeps cooking questionable meat and vegetables from the commissary because he thinks the food from a Japanese grocery store is radioactive. FML
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Today, I got food poisoning for the first time after cooking. Yesterday, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. FML
Today, I got bad food poisoning. Again. The first time I thought it was the stomach bug that’s going around, so once I felt better, I proceeded to eat leftover food that actually got me sick the first time. FML
Today, as always, I have a very weak stomach. I'm in Japan right now, and all the unfamiliar foods set me off every time I eat. I can choose between having a great time and starving myself half to death, or sitting in my hotel room all day with stomach pains and diarrhea. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I went for lunch at a Chinese restaurant near my home that I have never eaten at before. It was so good I went back tonight for more, and the restaurant has been boarded up. It is closed due to food contamination. Inspections happened today. I ate contaminated food for lunch today. FML
Today, I came home from a four month stay in Africa, where I managed to avoid suffering any serious illness. Some hours after my first meal back at home, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I was training for my new job at a restaurant. As part of training, they give you free food so you know what to recommend, and the dish I got was really good. Eight hours later I saw it again while I was puking. I got food poisoning from my own workplace. FML
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I both developed food poisoning from last night's sushi. Our apartment has one bathroom. FML
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Top comments
quickit 24
Buy food for yourself and let him eat his commissioned food.
kittyisbaeornaw 18
I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones, enough to make my system blow, welcome to the new age, to the new age.
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Comments (71)
skye147 20
I can vouch for the shitty commissary food, the fruits and veggies are almost always rotting..
QueenRancid 10
I want a doctor To take your picture So I can look at you from inside as well. Now I'm turning and I'm turning I think I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so :P
siggy_mcsigx 22
The food in the shop is fine.......
oliv34 11
his stupidity is amazing
wsj93 6
Just curious to what base you are at? I'm stationed in Japan as well! I'm trying to avoid food poisoning lol
rec_chem 22
He's right. And so is the food from the commissary. Do you think they're importing stuff from the US that's readily available in Japan?
GeorgiaBea 28
Stop. Eating. The. Food.
Miss_Mandi 29
Ugh. It's not Kadena, is it? Tell your husband to stop ******* around and cook something fresh. Or correctly.
AngryKitten 24
I mean, I got a parasite whilst living out there with my brother (in the army), what base is it btw?
Azidoazide 5
Whatcha-ma-carcass and rotten produce for dinner? I'd probably eat ACTUAL radioactive waste before commissioned food like that