Today, I was diagnosed with food poisoning for the third time since moving to this base in Japan. My husband keeps cooking questionable meat and vegetables from the commissary because he thinks the food from a Japanese grocery store is radioactive. FML
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Today, I got food poisoning for the first time after cooking. Yesterday, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. FML
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Today, I came home from a four month stay in Africa, where I managed to avoid suffering any serious illness. Some hours after my first meal back at home, I got food poisoning. FML
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quickit 24
Buy food for yourself and let him eat his commissioned food.
kittyisbaeornaw 18
I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones, enough to make my system blow, welcome to the new age, to the new age.
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Comments (71)
cleio81 5
he should have a talk with one of the Nukes on base. hopefully he will gain a better understanding of how radioactivity works.
alfalfalaffa 17
You think your turning Japanese you really think so? Bah-na-na na na na naaa....
wickedhyype 17
Airforce huaaaaaa?
feeloona 18
Stop eating meat. Half of the problem solved!
blackonblight 33
Or stop eating vegetables. Solves half the problem too.
VeganVampyre 27
True, but meat is much more likely to be the cause of food poisoning than vegetables are, especially if it's cooked improperly, so if you're going to pick one to drop then meat is the smarter choice. Plus, you can live without meat if you need to but you cannot live without vegetables.
BasedComment 15
Haha I'm stationed in Japan and have never heard of that
Denise1988 13
Buy him a meat thermometer, it sounds like he's not cooking poultry thoroughly. The commissary isn't bad over there, I think if it was a problem with food quality, you would hear about it from more families.
Ninjerman 7
Actually it is quite difficult to get food poisoning in Japan because of the level of quality they demand in their products and services as a society. Go to the grocery store.
truedat811 6
Can someone please tell me how to submit a fml
VeganVampyre 27
You go to "submit", write your FML, and then click "submit". I know, it's really complicated.
tiredofwaiting 25
Maybe you should do the shopping from now on.
turtle_darkness 17
You could be eating MRE's, suck it up and be happy you're not constipated from those awful things.
shepp626 11
Uh... you've never had food poisoning, have you?