gb
Australia
Today, I was dancing with the 4 hottest girls I've ever seen at a club, and I fainted. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
curiousorange
United Kingdom
It wasn't me
Today, I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsed, and the entire party assumed I'd spiked her drink. FML
I Tried
Burton, United States
Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
Bad Dancer
Rock Hill, United States
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
divingconfidence
Maple Grove, United States
Don't even try
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
J-Sauce
Salmon Arm, Canada
Today, I went to a club with 6 girls thinking it would be awesome. As soon as we got there, they all said they wanted to go dance and asked if I could watch their purses. FML
Travolta
Dancing With The Stares
Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML
Anonymous
Rocklin, United States
Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
Anonymous
Elaine?
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
0ptimu5
Australia
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
lifesucks
United States
Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10
Blood rush to your other head too fast?
aFatFuck 0
That's when you know you're grinding the chick to hard
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chinchily 12
To fast of a blood rush to the head...well heads... Ether tht or u dehydrated really fast ;) better be glad it was only dancing.. Coulda been more than only passing out
catkat1988 17
Next time, no more girls than you can handle. Remember that. ;-) (Yeah, I do find this one slightly to the funny side).
Kammasaurus_Sex 7
It was probably because of all the excitement. /: Mhm.
Glitterhinoceros 14
Smooth
Mikonam_fml 8
Keep hydrated next time :)
oops_im_fucked 8
With your old neighborhood friend: vodka!
jerico616 14
Time to MAN up!
XxDancerGirlxX 17
Nice, way to win them over! FYL for fainting at club, YDI because you were nervous just being around chicks.
xXshadowrollerXx 6
I'm gonna assume that you pass out all the time, because you really don't seem too concerned that you passed out in the middle of a strange club. Maybe while you were down, those four girls teamed up to steal your wallet and ID. It was all part of their plan..
TrollFeeder 10
I guess all the hotness from the girls made you faint.
LizzJizz 16
Oh he was overwhelmed from all the hotnesss
True_Legend 0
no shit