Today, I was cruising with a coworker and his friend, and I started getting tired. His friend offered me a caffeine pill. It wasn't caffeine. It was laxatives. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Today, my boyfriend made me a latte. It tasted off, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I drank it. Turns out he put laxatives in it as a prank. The idiot couldn’t just use one or two. He used so many that I had to go to the ER for severe dehydration after puking and shitting for hours. FML
Today, my kids decided putting laxatives in my coffee would loosen me up and calm my nerves. I have a 3 hour long meeting soon. FML
Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet for over an hour. FML
Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML
Today, I had to take a laxative for the first time. Instead of working gently overnight like it promised, I woke up at 3 a.m. to an unrelenting river of shit that made my legs numb on the toilet. FML
Today, I went to the company's health clinic to treat muscle spasms and a possible cracked rib. In the process the old quack doc and overly eager nurses wound up giving me a storng laxative and 3 enemas, two of them quite large. Then I still had to return to work. FML
Today, just like everyday, I opened my med box, took out a blister pack and took one of the pills before putting the pack back in the box. Today, not like everyday, I had diarrhea. Turns out one of the packs was laxatives put in my med box by my boyfriend because they looked the same as my meds. FML
Today, I was tired from an all-nighter I'd pulled because I thought I had the next four days off work. I got called in, and went because I have bills to pay. However, the amount of energy drinks I drank to stay on top of my job duties gave me such bad diarrhea, I had to go home. FML
Today, I accidentally took an Ex Lax instead of an Immodium. It's gonna be a fun night. FML
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ribbyc80 0
well, when the chocolate milk starts flowing ur gunna be awake anyway, so mission accomplished...
paras0mnia 3
Didn't your parents teach you not to take candy from strangers? :P
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Comments (119)
zuzupetalsYO 11
why didn't you just go home and sleep, what if they offered you coke. why would they be driving around with laxatives lmao
CasualZombie 6
OWNED.
cadreychasd 6
next time you should be more smarter!
redbluegreen 41
You should take your own advice.
zcrane4 0
And that, children, is why we don't take any pills unless you know what they are! Ever! Even if you know who is giving them to you! It's situations like this and people like you that help show kids what not to be like! so I thank you for your stupidity in that everyone who read this will learn a valuable lesson! dumbass!
Quagmire69 5
Shit Happens!!!!!
grdianknight 0
first, there's a big difference in how those two pills look, ydi for accepting pills from someone
drethereason 0
bet you stayed awake though ;)
iLikeBoyes22 0
lol you're just dumb
LexusRenee 6
YDI for taking a pill from a stranger no matter who's friend it is
fidyduce 0
I would say find out where this guy works and crap on his desk, like a boss!