Today, I was camping with my family, and had to share a tent with my 13 year old brother. During the night he had to pee, but instead of going outside to use the bathroom, he zipped open a section of the tent, stuck his knob through it, and peed all over my shoes that were drying outside. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML
Today, I took my 5-year-old nephew camping. I was about to take him to the outhouse for a bathroom break when he flung the door of the camper open and shouted at the top of his lungs to the entire campground, "We are going to poop now!" FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I woke up at my brother-in-law's house in the middle of the night to discover I had a watery shit in my underwear. I thought I was safe because had on a Depends, I wasn’t and had to change my sweatpants too. FML
Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML
Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
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bribearr 6
He was marking his territory. It's sanitary. :)
TripOnShoelaces 0
Your shoes must be pissed.
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Comments (103)
supimnyancat 9
You must be pissed.
Glitterhinoceros 14
I hear that attracts bears
purpleninjaa 0
Really ?? What if the bears pee ? What happens to them ? Lol (:
brianfantana32 10
No, those are periods, anchorman reference FTW
hawkhez01 13
I dont think you get many bears in Coventry....
poppaof6 0
So now is where you get to see if those odor eaters are worth the money!
skyeblue82 5
what a lazy ass!
05559 1
Why the sad face? Cheer up.
JrRacer4007 0
Really? If it's freezing cold would you really get all the way out of a warm tent just to take a piss when you can be warm doing it? And you normally dont put shoes outside a tent because that's how you get spider and snake bites on your feet! What a bitch you are!
MrSexyPants 14
You brought another pair of shoes and punched your brother in the face, right? Ps I hope your username is an Adventure Time reference!
Wicked361 8
I think it is Adventure Time!
samsea 5
Well it's scary to leave a tent at night time lol.
hottottie 0
true that haha
maddiester 5
I hope he urinated just fine. I mean thank god he didn't have a bladder infection, your shoes can be replaced any time. a bladder cannot.
aramross91 7
You ma'am clearly see the bigger picture.
sparklecherry 4
Either that, or she's an idiot.
itschrisssybro 8
If you gotta go, you gotta go.
Anubis_81 21
Haha you said knob!!
lisaonastick 7
Jam a pine cone into the toe of his shoe. Make sure you tell him about the poisonous spiders in the woods as he's putting it on. What he didn't empty out into your shoes will soak his pants.
Monkeyseemonkeyd_fml 0
Haha that's awesome... I've gotta remember that one...