Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I found out my mother drives my car. I was okay with it; I don't use it all the time and she's my mother. However, I was not okay with the multiple speeding tickets that came through in the post. "You're the registered keeper, so why should I pay?" FML
Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically." She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless." FML
Today, I ran into my mother-in-law, who I absolutely can't stand, with my car at 5 mph by accident. She jumped out in front of me after a particularly nasty argument, but my husband won't believe me and neither will the police. FML
Today, my mother-in-law threw bricks at my car. Her defense? I shouldn't have parked in her "brick throwing spot", in my own driveway. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML
Today, my mom called me a "heartless bitch" for eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a woman who, just last week, faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML
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thisisafunnyname 12
If you change the order of the letters in mother-in-law you get woman hitler
olpally 33
Sounds like she's the "*****, demon, piece of shit and disrespectful bitch" fyl op.. She doesn't deserve to borrow your car..
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Comments (147)
BeefyQueef 5
Fight her.
PaulB123 11
Well was it worth it? Get her back by giving her the car and let her get a ticket.
mike3775 39
I don't blame you at all. I wouldn't let her use my car either. I never let anyone use my vehicles, because if they get in a wreck, its a pain to get them to pay for it(I learned that from experience when I was 18)
s1ckpup 0
But if the mother-in-law speeds in the OP's car she can get in accident and wreck the car. So use some common sense on that, muhhfucka.
horneyhic 15
I speed and I've driven nearly 200000km and I've never been in an accident
VoteForTaco 8
59- Magic :) . How could you not know that?
TonyIsMyDog 2
He said km, not km/h.
FMtechL 0
And ur an idiot.
Sab0026 0
Wow, I'm sorry about your mother in law. I doubt your any of those things. Just shake it off and ignore it :) . Have a good christmas!
hateevryone 15
i wouldn't let her borrow shit after she said all that
fuzzywolf 8
^ This.
flockz 20
IS SPARTA!!
fuzzywolf 8
^WIN
Zomg_Okay 27
No, this is Patrick.
flockz 20
were these phrases all used in the same sentence? "you disrespectful bitch's *****, you should just die in a fire like the demon you are and then jump into a toilet you little piece of shit."
arkid24 1
Let her borrow your car, then report it stolen
addy367 2
This is so ****** up, but it would be hilarious. First comment that actually made me laugh on FML.
clanon 4
Give her your car... By running her over!!
metalflower00 11
Sounds like a total witch, good for u saying no!